Black Panther Jokes

I'd like to go see Black Panther in the theater... But I'd also like to hear it too.

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In Black Panther, when she said "what are those", I cringed a little bit... I mean, Wakanda joke is that?

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Went to go see Black Panther today And the employee at the concession stand asked wakanda snacks i wanted

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If Black Panther and Storm had kids, what would they be called? Thunder Cats.

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Just saw the Black Panther movie 3/5 would recommend.

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What does Black Panther like to do on vacation? Wakanda beach.

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Some white people are so upset at black panther Chill, You guys have pink panther

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The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum. They’re the Tolkien white guys.

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The guy that played Killmonger in Black Panther is great He's the Michael Jordan of acting.

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I was ordering food for the cast of Black Panther. I asked if they liked pizza. They said, “It depends. Wakanda pizza?”

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A black guy at the cinema told me (a white guy) I wasn't allowed to watch Black Panther. Apparently I have to "buy" a "ticket"

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What do you call a Jewish bread that the Black Panther bakes for Thor's party? T'calla's challah for the Val'Halla gala.

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What do you get when Black Panther brings Jewish bread to Thor's party? T'Challa challah at the Valhalla gala.

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What does black panther use as protection? Wakondoms

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What does Black Panther say when he sees something dumb? Wakanda nonsense is this?

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I saw a girl wearing a Black Panther shirt today. So I walk up to her and say, "Hey girl, Wakanda music do you listen to?"

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I didn’t really like the new Black Panther... It felt like only 3/5ths of a movie.

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If black panther took place in Mexico, the name of the protagonist would be.. T’Cholo

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Ladders are banned in Black Panther’s homeland They’re considered unlucky to Wakanda.

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As a white guy who saw Black Panther, I gave it... 3/5

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You guys see that new Black Panther Trailer yet? It's set in the vibrant and prosperous African country of Wakanda. So right off the bat you know its fiction

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Have you seen Black Panther? Wakanda question is that?

Sorry if repost, this just hit me. Couldn’t find it by searching on my phone.

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T'challa's father was the Black Panther first but he was more of a lyin' king.

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What does Black Panther live in? A Wakandaminium.

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What roles do Andy Serkis and Martin Freeman play in the new Black Panther movie? They're the tolkien white guys of the film.

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What would a Jewish Black Panther eat? T’challah bread.

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The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum. ​

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Where does Black Panther spend his vacations? In a WaCondo!

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I was on the street, and saw someone making a black panther joke Wakanda person does he think he is?

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I don't get why people are upset with Beyoncé supporting the black panthers during the Super Bowl... The losing team was already FULL of black panthers

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Black Panther Was Shivering *Somewhere in the Antarctic*

Captain America: "You look really cold T'Challa, do you need a jacket?"

Black Panther: "I never Fleece"

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