Bleach Jokes

I was feeling down the other day, so I threw some bleach over my Muslim friend... I thought it'd lighten Mahmood.

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Did you know that prostitutes at the Moulin Rouge used strong alcoholic drinks to bleach their hair? Absinthe makes the tart grow blonder.

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Progress is amazing. "Whites Only" is in the past This new color safe bleach is fantastic.

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Funny Bleach Jokes
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What do you call a band of albinos The bleach boys

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What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster? One drinks bleach and watches spirits; the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.

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back in my day we use to drink bleach straight boy have the tides turned

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I like to help blind kids in my free time. I used to use bleach but now I find a good old fashioned eye gouge is just as effective.

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I find it wild that people would use cleaning products on their skeletons. But to bleach their bone, I guess.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? The gun only has one trigger!


-Clorox Bleach

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Nerdy pickup line Hey baby, are you a compressed file format, because rar.

^^^^^now ^^^^^where ^^^^^did ^^^^^I ^^^^^put ^^^^^the ^^^^^bleach...

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If you're ever having trouble with Chemistry, just remember... Bleach is a solution

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What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common? For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler.

-&y (yup, mine)

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What happens if you drink bleach? You *basically* die.

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The legal system is like bleach, Works perfectly for whites, but not with colors.

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What's a suicidal Russian's favorite drink? Cyka bleach

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How are a gene pool and a swimming pool similar? Sometimes you have to use bleach to keep it clean.

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What does anime and suicide have in common? Bleach

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What did Bob Marley say when he spilled bleach on his clothes? Everything is gonna be all white!

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LPT: Don't waste a bit more money for the brand-name bleach; it isn't any different than the bargain brand They taste exactly the same

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What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach? No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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How does a Jedi wash their clothing? With midi-chlorine bleach.

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Someone once told me to drink bleach to quickly clean me out for a drug test. What an idiot... The emergency room nurse said I still had drugs in my system when I woke up...

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What do you get when you combine Mr Clean with a 60's surf band? The Bleach Boys

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Bleach is my favourite beverage When people question me, I tell them to try it before they knock it. Never heard a complaint from them afterwards

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Why was the employee fired for covering his employment terms with Clorox? It was a bleach of contract

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How are police and bleach similar? They're both great at taking out the black.

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Him: "Well, at least I know you wouldn't in a million years purposely destroy my clothes with bleach." Me: "Yeah, because I'm not crazy." Him: "No, because it's too much like doing laundry."

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What does a black guy say when you bleach him? he he

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Get that summer Super Saiyan look in 3 easy steps! 1. Bleach
2. Samurai Shampoo
3. Neon Genesis Hairgelion

>!sorry for the low quality pun on the last one - came up with this in the car!<

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Here's to all of the trump supporters out there, a toast. *Raises bleach*

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Have you heard of bleach? I hear the taste is to die for.

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Bleach Is Racist It says whites only on the bottle

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Fun fact about bleach Bleach is the only Anime that you can drink.

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