I was feeling down the other day, so I threw some bleach over my Muslim friend... I thought it'd lighten Mahmood.
Did you know that prostitutes at the Moulin Rouge used strong alcoholic drinks to bleach their hair? Absinthe makes the tart grow blonder.
Progress is amazing. "Whites Only" is in the past This new color safe bleach is fantastic.
What do you call a band of albinos The bleach boys
What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster? One drinks bleach and watches spirits; the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach.
back in my day we use to drink bleach straight boy have the tides turned
I like to help blind kids in my free time. I used to use bleach but now I find a good old fashioned eye gouge is just as effective.
I find it wild that people would use cleaning products on their skeletons. But to bleach their bone, I guess.
What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?
The gun only has one trigger!
-Clorox Bleach
Nerdy pickup line
Hey baby, are you a compressed file format, because rar.
^^^^^now ^^^^^where ^^^^^did ^^^^^I ^^^^^put ^^^^^the ^^^^^bleach...
If you're ever having trouble with Chemistry, just remember... Bleach is a solution
What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?
For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler.
-&y (yup, mine)
What happens if you drink bleach? You *basically* die.
The legal system is like bleach, Works perfectly for whites, but not with colors.
What's a suicidal Russian's favorite drink? Cyka bleach
How are a gene pool and a swimming pool similar? Sometimes you have to use bleach to keep it clean.
What does anime and suicide have in common? Bleach
What did Bob Marley say when he spilled bleach on his clothes? Everything is gonna be all white!
LPT: Don't waste a bit more money for the brand-name bleach; it isn't any different than the bargain brand They taste exactly the same
What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach? No one ever told me to drink Naruto
How does a Jedi wash their clothing? With midi-chlorine bleach.
Someone once told me to drink bleach to quickly clean me out for a drug test. What an idiot... The emergency room nurse said I still had drugs in my system when I woke up...
What do you get when you combine Mr Clean with a 60's surf band? The Bleach Boys
Bleach is my favourite beverage When people question me, I tell them to try it before they knock it. Never heard a complaint from them afterwards
Why was the employee fired for covering his employment terms with Clorox? It was a bleach of contract
How are police and bleach similar? They're both great at taking out the black.
Him: "Well, at least I know you wouldn't in a million years purposely destroy my clothes with bleach." Me: "Yeah, because I'm not crazy." Him: "No, because it's too much like doing laundry."
What does a black guy say when you bleach him? he he
Get that summer Super Saiyan look in 3 easy steps!
1. Bleach
2. Samurai Shampoo
3. Neon Genesis Hairgelion
>!sorry for the low quality pun on the last one - came up with this in the car!<
Here's to all of the trump supporters out there, a toast. *Raises bleach*
Have you heard of bleach? I hear the taste is to die for.
Bleach Is Racist It says whites only on the bottle
Fun fact about bleach Bleach is the only Anime that you can drink.