Hilarious Blonde Hair Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

My buddy has big news... He comes to me one day and says "Dude, you'll never believe it, I'm banging twins."

"That's awesome" I reply "but how can you tell them apart?"

"Easy" he says "Marys got long blonde hair and Steves got a moustache."

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What do you call several blonde hair blue-eyed men doing the 100 meter dash? The superior race

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I was just boasting at work about how I'm currently sleeping with a set of twins... All the lads were very impressed but one asked;
"How do you tell them apart?"
"Easy", I said, "Michelle has long blonde hair and Dave has a moustache."

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet? Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

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What did the Asian man say to his wife when the hospital nursery tried to send them home with a blonde hair, blue-eye baby? Hmmm... two Wongs don't make a white.

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet? Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a child with blonde hair and blue eyes? I guess two Wongs really do make a white.

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I told my girlfriend I was unfaithful My girlfriend found blonde hair on the passenger seat of my car, so I had to say that I was cheating on her.

How embarrassing would it be if she knew I sold corn on the freeway?

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Ad in the local paper: 25 year old woman, very attractive, beautiful blonde hair, perfect measurements, intelligent, with good sense of humor and stable income - Selling dump truck.

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A bloke I work with says he's dating twins... I asked him "How do you tell them apart?"
"That's easy..." he says "...Marie's got blonde hair and Brian's got a beard."

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What did the blonde haired, blue eyed soldier become when he left the army? A veteran aryan.

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"Did you hear about that actress who stabbed her husband in the news today?" "Oh my goodness, no, who was it?"

"It was a little blonde haired woman, I always forget her last name though. The first name is Reese."

"Witherspoon?"

"No, with her knife."

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Did you hear that famous blonde haired actress has been stabbed? She's called Reese, Erm... Witherspoon?

No, with a knife.

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals? A VeterinArian.

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My pal's dating twins. I asked him if he had any trouble telling them apart. "Noooo..." he said "That's easy. Helen's got blonde hair and Brian's got a beard."

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