Boot Camp Jokes

Q: What is the difference between an ISIS boot camp and a local school? A: How should I know? I just fly the drones.








A lot of you probably heard this before. I heard it for the first time and felt like sharing

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Funny Boot Camp Jokes
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My six year old niece made up this joke. I think she may be a comedic prodigy. Why did the sweater go to boot camp?


To warm up!

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Why couldnt the egg make it through boot camp? Cuz he cracks under pressure.

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp? I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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What is the first thing they do at boot camp? Take the privates out and inspect them.

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I was told I was going to a Military boot camp So I showed up in Yaddas

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