I am getting around to writing my essay on herbs for my botany class... It's about thyme
My uneducated neigbor was planning to grow a flowerbed in his backyard But then he realised he can't plant flowers as he hadn't botany
I saw a stand-up comic doing jokes about botany. Nobody in the audience laughed except one guy. I looked at him and thought "you're a plant".
You can't plant flowers... If you haven't botany.
What's the best way to identify a dogwood tree?
By its bark
P.S. Sorry if this is a repost, but I haven't seen it here recently and I just heard it today from my botany professor.
While you're at someone's house, it's pretty easy to tell if they like plants. Just look around and see if they botany.
I Finally Chose a College Major...
Me: Dad, I think I want to go to college for botany.
Dad: Are you sure? What made you interested in that?
Me: Well it is a growing field.
I would have really liked to study plants in college... but my university hadn’t botany.
One of the truly awful classes in school is botany It really weeds out the people who should be there and who shouldn't be
I was going to give my friend books of jokes on the anatomy of plants But I haven’t botany yet
Did you hear about the obscenely hard gardening class required for botany majors? It was said to be a weed out class
Botany Botany good plants lately?
The plant went home one night without groceries It was because it never botany.
I would give you flowers... But I haven’t botany.