Botany Jokes

I am getting around to writing my essay on herbs for my botany class... It's about thyme

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My uneducated neigbor was planning to grow a flowerbed in his backyard But then he realised he can't plant flowers as he hadn't botany

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I saw a stand-up comic doing jokes about botany. Nobody in the audience laughed except one guy. I looked at him and thought "you're a plant".

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You can't plant flowers... If you haven't botany.

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What's the best way to identify a dogwood tree? By its bark

P.S. Sorry if this is a repost, but I haven't seen it here recently and I just heard it today from my botany professor.

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While you're at someone's house, it's pretty easy to tell if they like plants. Just look around and see if they botany.

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I Finally Chose a College Major... Me: Dad, I think I want to go to college for botany.

Dad: Are you sure? What made you interested in that?

Me: Well it is a growing field.

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Funny Botany Jokes
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I would have really liked to study plants in college... but my university hadn’t botany.

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One of the truly awful classes in school is botany It really weeds out the people who should be there and who shouldn't be

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I was going to give my friend books of jokes on the anatomy of plants But I haven’t botany yet

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Did you hear about the obscenely hard gardening class required for botany majors? It was said to be a weed out class

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Botany Botany good plants lately?

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The plant went home one night without groceries It was because it never botany.

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I would give you flowers... But I haven’t botany.

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