(My first dad joke) Wife was breastfeeding
Her: the baby sure is taking his time getting his meal in
Me: yeah he is really milking it
Edit: wow this blew up!
thanks for the gold!!!
Today I kicked a breastfeeding mom out of my restaurant Not because other customers thought she was indecent, but because we have a no outside food or drinks policy
This hating of people breastfeeding in public should really stop. I can raise my cat any way I want to.
Breastfeeding in public. This hating of people that breastfeed in public should really stop. I can raise my cat any way I want to.
My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is... ...they never wink back.
There was a woman breastfeeding her child next to me.
I looked at her and said, "Do you never feel like perverts are giving you weird looks when you do that in public?"
She smiled, and said, "Oh no, not really."
I said, "Phew."
I was breastfeeding out in public earlier today and I was getting a lot of strange looks. There are some things a dad just shouldn't do. Especially with someone else's child.
"Can I have a sip of that?"
"No"
"Why?"
"Because I am breastfeeding"
There was a woman breastfeeding in the park.
Fascinated, I walked over and said, "I hope you don't mind me being curious, but what's it like?"
"Oh," she said, "it's a bit uncomfortable if I'm honest."
I said, "I was talking to the baby."
What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!
My wife finished breastfeeding our son so I threw out her old breast pump I'll miss that thing. We shared some good mammaries together.
People who say me breastfeeding in public is 'inappropriate' ...should grow up. It strengths the relationship between me and my dog.
I think breastfeeding in public should be encouraged There are a lot of hungry homeless people.
There's a problem I have with breastfeeding in public. They never wink back.
I don't mind women breastfeeding in public... But I hate it when they get offended when I wink at them and ask for a taste.
What do you call it when you're breastfeeding and nothing comes out? A milk dud.
What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers? The Daily Express.
Study shows no long-term cognitive benefit to breastfeeding. Well clearly they didn't study enough.
I don’t have a problem with women breastfeeding in public. I just wish that they would wink back at me.
Man spreading is a lot like breastfeeding in public.... We’re all just trying to take care of our kids.
Breastfeeding in public. I'm so tired of all the people having a problem with me breastfeeding in public. It's a natural process! Plus it helps build a bond between me and my dog. Sheesh!
People who guves me weird looks while I'm breastfeeding in public should STFU It strengthens the bond with my dog
A woman was sitting in the bus
Breastfeeding her baby.
A man came in and yelled: what are you doing?! That's disgusting!!
I think I shouldn't have jerked off after all.
What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding? Thanks for the mammaries!
Apparently breastfeeding hurts Which is sucky.
The solar eclipse is like a woman breastfeeding... You’re not supposed to look, but you know you are going to take a peek.