"Name one person that could beat Captain America" Captain Vietnam
What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes? A Star-Spangled Banner.
In the next Marvel movie I hear that Ironman, Captain America and the others will team up to battle Comcast . It is called Avengers Xfinity Wars!
Who can beat Captain America? Captain Vietnam.
What do you call the Hulk when he wears Captain America's outfit? The Star Spangled Banner
Which superhero can beat Captain America? Captain Vietnam
What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk? A star-spangled banner
You know who could beat captain America? Captain Vietnam
Why did Captain America wait so long to carry Thor’s hammer? He didn’t wanna steal his thunder.
Who is the only superhero that could beat Captain America? Captain Vietnam
What do you call the Hulk when he picks up Captain America's shield? The Star Spangled Banner
Who can defeat Captain America? Captain Vietnam
Who’s the only guy who can defeat Captain America? Captain Vietnam
What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk The Star Spangled Banner
Captain America's shield was made of Adamantium. What was Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver.
There is only one person that can beat Captain America Captain Vietnam
Captain America's shield is made of Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver.
After Captain America died, The Incredible Hulk inherited the mantle. He renamed himself 'The Star-Spangled Banner'.
How much money does it cost to make Captain America cry? One buck
Did you hear Ant Man will be in Captain America 3? I hear it will be a small role
What does Captain America and Spain have in common? A horrific Civil War
[Marvel Avengers Age of Ultron Spoilers] If Captain Americas shield is made of Vibranium what is Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver
Captain America and Peggy Carter finally share a kiss...
Peggy Carter: "That was good."
Steve Rogers: "Your niece thought so too!"
Which Marvel character can beat Captain America? Captain Vietnam.
[Spoilers] Captain America could always Lift mjolnir, he just didn’t want to steal Thor’s thunder.
If they come out with a new Captain America movie... Can it be called Back in Black?
How did Captain America lose track of Black Widow at the amusement park? She was secretly Romanoff.
Warning potential Avengers Age of Ultron Spoilers. What is Captain America's shield made out of?
-Vibranium
-What's Hawkeye's shield made out of?
-Quicksilver
What did Iron man say to Captain America on the walkie talkie? Steve, Roger that?
What drink does Captain America order at Starbucks? An iced americano
Captain America took all the deaths in Infinity War quite hard. That's why you see him beat himself up in Endgame.
Who would beat Captain America in a fight? Captain Vietnam
What do you get when you cross the Incredible Hulk and Captain America?
The Star-Spangled Banner.
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Credit to Sean P. His joke was in the February 2019 issue of *Boys Life* magazine.
Black Panther Was Shivering
*Somewhere in the Antarctic*
Captain America: "You look really cold T'Challa, do you need a jacket?"
Black Panther: "I never Fleece"