Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...
She says, "Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one."
He says, "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".
It's a shame Carrie Fisher was on a United Airlines flight when she had her heart attack. If she was on another airline there might have been a doctor on board.
What do you call an actor who hauls seafood? Carrie Fisher.
Since Carrie Fisher's death, I feel sorry for Kylo Ren. How will he fulfill the other half of his Oedipus complex now?
Where will everyone be sitting at Carrie Fisher's funeral Pew Pew Pew
Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show? Because she nailed that Solo.
Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife... Wham!
Say what you will about her, but Carrie Fisher died doing what she loved... Drugs.
What did David Bowie want for Christmas? Carrie Fisher.
What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher? Two days.
I went to see Rogue One the day Carrie Fisher died I think I'm going to go watch The Apprentice
Rain Drop, Drop Trop. Cocaine made Carrie Fisher's heart stop.
What's 7 inches long and hasn't been smoked in 2 years? Carrie Fisher's crackpipe
While filming the slave barge scenes for the Return of the Jedi, cast members said Carrie Fisher always looked rather cold. Well I can see why to be honest, she wasn't wearing many Leia's at the time...