what goes thump thump thump squish thump thump thump squish a Caterpillar with one wet sneaker.
What is a caterpillar scared of? A dogapillar
What has 16 legs and meows? A CATerpillar
What scares a caterpillar? A dog-erpillar! (From a 3rd grader at dismissal yesterday!)
What do you call a caterpillar with a phone? A Walkie Talkie
Why was the male caterpillar attracted to the female caterpillar? She always gave him butterflies!!
A kindergarten teacher is reviewing with her students
"What does the bee give us?", he asks,
"Honey!", say the kids,
"And what does the caterpillar give us?", he says,
"Silk!", they say,
"And what does the cow give us?",
"Homework!"
What is a caterpillar's biggest fear? A dogerpillar.
How do you send a caterpillar 100 feet into the air? Turn it upside down
What does a crazy caterpillar create in order to turn into a butterfly? [OC] A cuckoo-n!
What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple? Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
What's a caterpillar afraid of? A dogapillar
SPOILER - Just finished reading the supposed classic The Very Hungry Caterpillar Plot line is utterly full of holes.. I’m furious.
What did the butterfly say to the caterpillar? Hey! You look familiar.
What temperature does a caterpillar like? Worm Temperature
what do you call a cat with 6 legs? A caterpillar
What do you call a butterfly that can' fly
No, not butter!
A caterpillar
The mother of all Dad jokes.
Dad: *Picks up caterpillar* I'll name him Hans!
Person: "Why?"
Dad: "Because he's got lots of Hans!"
I dumped my girlfriend last night
She just locked herself away and changed overnight. She never was the same.
Never dating a Caterpillar again.
What do you call a baby caterpillar? A kittenpillar
What do you call a butterfly with no wings? A caterpillar
What do you call a Caterpillar with no legs? A worm.
What does a caterpillar smoke when they're feeling down? Chrysalis meth.
A mushroom finds a boy
Mushroom:so I met this guy
Caterpillar:is he nice
Well he’s nice and he’s a real fun-gi