Cheerleader Jokes

Funny Cheerleader Jokes
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What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits? 20 class rings fell out.

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What does the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader have in common? They both suck for four quarters.

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Why is becoming a male cheerleader so awesome? It's a great way to pick up chicks.

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What's a cheerleader's favorite fruit? Pompomegranate.

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Whats the best part of dating a Dallas Cheerleader? You know she never expects to get a ring

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what did the proud cheerleader say after she screwed the whole. basketball team? I never knew I had it in me.

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader? Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader? 2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

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Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?[x-post from /r/punny ] Because you can't end on a prep position.

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How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS? A Magic Johnson.

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What's a cheerleader's favorite fruit? (Popsicle stick caliber) Pom-Pomegranate

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What do you call a bubbly cheerleader? Pepsi.

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A cheerleader wants to warn her friend a bee is flying straight towards her so what does she yell? BEE, AGGRESSIVE, BEE BEE AGGRESSIVE!

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A cheerleader gets up in front of me and says "2, 4, 6, 8..." I was like "don't even!"

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What do you call a cheerleader and a nun A wide receiver and a tight end

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