After having Chinese food, my cookie was missing the piece of paper on the inside! It was unfortunate.
Chinese Food is amazing but I do find it hard to believe that a chicken fried this rice
I told a Chinese guy that they always smell like Chinese food. He said "aw that's lo, mein."
I hear the Star Wars universe is so advanced, you can get Chinese food directly over the internet... They use an e-wok.
What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright? Dim Sum.
A Chinese food place tried to charge me for 1,000kg worth of food The server told me she thought I had ordered the one tonne soup.
I ordered 2205lbs of Chinese food the other day... It was Wonton
What is the world record for the most Chinese food eaten in one sitting? Roughly wonton.
What do you call a chinese food truck? A Wok in the Park
I was cooking Chinese food down in Yosemite ... It was a Wok in the park.
What's the heaviest Chinese food? wonton :3
After finishing our Chinese food, my husband.........., After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies. Mine read, “Be quiet for a little while.” His read, “Talk while you have a chance.”
How do you make the best Americanized Chinese food? Like Tso.
What do Chinese food and entropy calculations have in common? they both feature some dim sums
Why can't paraplegics cook Chinese food?
Because they can't "wok."
Note: May be cheesy and offensive, but I coined this joke when humor could be silly and irreverent, and y'all were begging for non-reposts.
German Chinese food is great but it only has one problem. An hour later you're hungry for power.
I just had some mediocre chinese food ... it was Tso Tso
A man was arrested after running a red light and hitting a Chinese food delivery car. He is charged with careless driving and wonton destruction.
Elton John hates ordering Chinese food. Soy seems to be the hardest word.
Hear about the guy who was prejudiced against Chinese food? What a riceist.
My dog got into my leftover Chinese food It’s a dog eat dog world out there
A man was arrested for dumping Chinese food on his neighbor's computer He was charged with wonton destruction of property
My girlfriend is amazing, she is a Chinese food chef So shes very Lo Mein-tenance
What does a one night stand and cooking bad Chinese food have in common? Both end in a wok of shame
I was just minding my business at lunch when a police officer came and took a handful of my Chinese food... it was a blatant violation of my rice.
What do you call a crazy song chorus about Chinese food? An Insane lo main refrain
Eating Chinese food is like getting an organ transplant There's always a chance your body will reject it.
What do you call an easy lifestyle revolving around eating Chinese food? Lo Meintenance
I just had dessert after my Chinese food, but there was no paper in my cookie. That's unfortunate.
Apparently George Lucas got tired of retirement
These days he's working on a new Internet Protocol, specifically for delivering Chinese food.
He's calling it eWok.
What's the problem with German-Chinese food? An hour after you eat it you're hungry for power again!
What kind of chinese food goes on adventures? Crab ragoonies
What do they owners of a Chinese Food restaurant do if the lights are too bright? Dim Sum.
Pupper vs Doggo
What is a young Doggo?
A Pupper!
Then What is an old Pupper?
Chinese Food!
TIL that in China, Chinese foods is called "food" Sometimes, they are pet too.
What app did the Star Wars fan use to order Chinese food? eWok