I heard a bunch of Chinese people chanting "We want rights! We want rights!" They must be scared of the dark or something.
Have you heard like 50% of Chinese people have cataracts? Yeah, I guess the other 50% drive "rincoln towncah".
I’m so tired of jokes about chinese people There’s like a billion of them and they’re all the same
Why can't Chinese people have white babies? Because two wongs don't make a white.
What's the difference between racism and the chinese people? Racism has many faces...
How often do Chinese people have elections? When they wake up every morning.
50% of Chinese people have cataracts. The other 50% drive a rincoln.
What's the difference between racism and chinese people? Racism has many faces.
Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes? I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.
Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why do Chinese people get good grades in maths? Because their dogs don't eat their homework
What`s the difference between chinese people and racism? Racism has many faces
How do Chinese people laugh? LMAO ZEDONG!
I work with a Chinese guy called Kim , and one time we were having a drink and I said to him “do you ever get fed up of westerners saying that all Chinese people look same?” He replied “Kim’s at bar getting drinks, I’m his wife.”
I’ve often wondered why Chinese people prefer open-coffin funerals... But I guess seeing is bereaving.
You should never mess with chinese people Because there a good chance you mess with the Wong family
Why can’t 2 chinese people have a white baby? cause 2 wongs don’t make a white
Why do Chinese people love playing Among Us? It's the only place they can vote
20 black people, 13 Jewish people, 18 Chinese people, 10 Russians and 26 white people are in a bar... It's crowded.
Why do Chinese people love NY? Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people? There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
How do chinese people laugh over the internet? Lmao Zedong
Why cant two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
How do southern Chinese people say hi? Ni-Howdy
Chinese people all have the same answer when I ask what red flags to look out for when I go to China. They all say the national flag
How do Chinese people greet you in Texas? Ni Howdy
Why cant Chinese people play baseball
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Because they ate the bat (i hope someone gets this XD)
What do 2 Chinese people call their black child Sum ting wong
Why cant you make fun of Chinese people? Because its just wong
Why do Chinese people like to play werewolf so much? It's the only time they can vote to voice their opinions
Chinese people are like chocolate. Both of them will kill your dog.
What do Chinese people call dogs? Tasty.
Do you know why two Chinese people can’t have a white baby? Because two Wongs don’t make a white!
Why do Chinese people stir their tea clockwise while the Japanese stir it anticlockwise?
To dissolve the sugar.
(Courtesy of my dad)
Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke? Because they ror.
What are Chinese people's favourite type of dog? Medium rare
Why can't two chinese people make a caucasian baby? Two wongs don't make a white
# ching chong 800+ chinese people are gone
What Animal Planet is to us, Is Uber Eats to Chinese People.