Chiropractic Jokes

Funny Chiropractic Jokes
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What did a man say after a chiropractic treatment? "I stand corrected."

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A few partners and myself are planning to open a combination chiropractic office and marijuana dispensary. It's going to be a joint joint joint joint joint.

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What's the number for Baltimore chiropractic services? 9-1-1

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Why did the dyslexic student get kicked out of Chiropractic College? Because he kept manipulating patients penises.

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Do you want to invest with me into a chiropractic center? It will be a joint venture

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I'm pretty excited I had my first chiropractic patient today! He was complaining about neck pain, but he liked the following adjustment so much he's been asleep for the past 4 hours!

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My friend tries Chiropractic for the first time He always cracks me up whenever he fails,

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Why do people that go for chiropractic appointments cry afterwards? Because they crack under pressure.

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