Climate change is such a joke... Even the Antarctic ice sheets are cracking up.
How can we get Republicans to care about climate change? Blame it on the poor.
I haven't always believed in climate change But I'm warming up to the theory.
If Trump continues his anti climate change campaign and the provocation towards North Korea the only wall we will be building will be... Wall-E
The time to fight against climate change is upon us, and this sub is setting fantastic examples. Everything here is recycled anyway...
Climate change is getting on the news alot more nowadays. You could say its a hot topic worldwide.
What do climate change scientists and Donald Trump have in common? Each is desperately hoping the other is a hoax.
Anyone who believes in climate change just believes whatever someone tells them to. They don't think for themselves. I know that because Alex Jones told me so
A vegan, cyclist and climate change enthusiast walk into a bar. Everyone else leaves
Why are conservatives climate change deniers? Because they want to melt the snowflakes!
So apparently Trump's policy on birth control is the same as his policy on climate change. pull out.
How do you persuade Trump to believe climate change is happening? You tell him Obama didn't care about it.
My friend asked, “Aren’t you concerned Florida will be submerged from climate change?” I replied, I thought that’s what we were all trying to do, then we’ll stop.
What motivates teens to protest climate change? They're doing it for the Greta good.
What do you call a computer program that writes a blues song about climate change? An Al-Gore-rhythm!
Never argue about climate change It always turns into a heated debate
A scientist told me my climate change denial was wrong, citing the horrific brush fires we see wiping out swathes of vegetation all over the world. I told him they were just plants.
Is climate change leading to more wildfires? Without a drought
Did you hear about the ecoterrorist who tried to start another ice age to combat climate change? They charged him with crimes against humidity.
What do you call a math-rock band about climate change? The Al-Gore-Rythms!
Yes David Koch did spend his immense ill-gotten wealth by funding initiatives to plunge our world into a climate change crisis we’ll never recover from but it’s important to remember some of the good things he did... Such as dying.
Jeff Bezos has promised to make his company carbon neutral and meet the goals of climate change. But really I think there's only one Amazon that he cares about.
What's the main cause of Climate Change? Somebody lit the dinosaurs on fire.
Most people in Tennessee don't think climate change is real.. But it's not really an educated opinion. Think about it, most labs here have the word meth in front of it.
What does the dust bowl have in common with global climate change? Willful ignorance.
What is the psychological evaluation of climate change believers? Bye Polar.
What's the difference between climate change and obesity?
One's a worldwide problem.
The other's a wideworld problem.
I've had it with climate change deniers... The global warming truthers are so anti-climatic!
I don’t get it. What’s the problem with climate change, ice bergs melting and the sea level rising? I mean the excess water just flows down the edge of the Earth.
Climate change is like a plane crashing. First class dies first.
If I had a dollar for every time I heard about these climate change protests I’d have enough to buy back our politicians to support the cause.
Modern women like a guy who is smart, so I usually start conversations with them about climate change. It's a real icebreaker.
Did you guys hear Bill’s recent speech about climate change? Truly, the end is nye.
Trump is just ignoring climate change with hopes that it goes away. It worked for his Ex-wives
Would you like to take a survey?
Would you like to take part in a survey regarding your opinion on climate change?
✓ Yes □ No
Are you a scientist?
□ Yes ✓ No
End of survey.
What does a climate change scientist and a statistician dance to? Al Gore-Rhythms
Climate change will decrease fish stocks and have harsh effects on the fisheries industry.... So after Trump pulls out, there will be sea men all over the place.
Why do Mexicans like Climate Change? It gets rid of ICE
Guys we made it, we are the generation of change! Climate Change!