Divorced couples in Colorado are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana... The judges have started issuing joint custody
Marijuana businesses in Washington and Colorado are now allowed to use banks.. So long as they open joint accounts.
My friend lives in Colorado and wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn’t a good idea. The steaks would be too high.
As a Hilary supporter in Colorado, I'm still happy with the outcome of the election. Since proposition 106 passed I can legally kill myself now that trump won.
Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado? Because the steaks are too high.
Ranchers in Colorado are conducting a crucial experiment on the environmental sustainability of using hemp as a feed source for cattle. The steaks have never been higher.
Good for Christian Bale, visiting the victims of the Aurora, Colorado massacre. I heard some of them even got to meet Heath Ledger.
Why is the beef in Colorado so good? Because the steaks are high.
To a colorblind person: Do you see "Colorado" as just "ado"?
What do you call a potato from Colorado? A baked potato
Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, and Texas are all about to Outlaw Interstate Begging These four states are all against the Oklahoma panhandle.
My friend lives in Colorado and told me he wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn't a good idea. The steaks would be too high.
Colorado keeps advertising their legalised weed through the media... I'm fed up of seeing all that propaganja.
whats a similarity between colorado and saudi arabia? It's legal to get stoned
What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho? A Baked Potato
Where did Timmy go during the explosion?
**EVERYWHERE**.
He had a newfound respect for life after being spared from such a life-changing event. He went to Arizona, Colorado, New York, England, then settled down in Paris with his now-engaged girlfriend.
In Colorado you're American
In Juarez you're a Mexican.
In the bathroom European.
Why do kids in Colorado get more presents? Because Santa likes their cookies more.
It's remarkable that nobody has opened a "grass fed" steakhouse in Colorado yet.....On the other hand.... They might just be afraid that the steaks would be too high.
Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Colorado? They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth. They think it was a cereal killer....
I went to the doctor because I was constipated
He said, "When did this start?"
"After I moved to Colorado," I replied.
He told me to start shittin or get off the pot.
What do people in Colorado eat on 3/14/15? Pot pie.
Marijuana tax revenue used to prevent bullying. Surplus marijuana tax revenue in Colorado will be used to prevent bullying in the state’s schools. It will be the first time that drug money is used to buy waterproof calculators.
What's the difference between a drug dealer in Colorado and a drug dealer in virginia One takes insurance
TIL the USS Colorado made nearly 12,000 career dives during WWII- significantly more than most modern submarines- and sunk the last Japanese warship of the war! Sorry, wrong sub :(
I was born and raised in North Virginia
When I was 8, my parents moved to Colorado, which was quite the change as you can imagine.
Then when I was 16, I found them again.
What did the Colorado river say when it found out about the New Deal? Well, I’ll be dammed
It’s really tough being a color blind person from Colorado The only thing I see is “ado”
I'm thinking of moving to Colorado
When I get there, I'll open a combination dispensary and fast food restaurant.
I'll call it the Burger Joint.
I went to a pot bar in Colorado this post weekend It was really a seedy joint.