How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?
Asbestos he can.
I'm so sorry.
Did you hear The Pentagon was actually supposed to be an octagon? but they hired a government contractor that cut corners
I just found out the contractor that did my electrical work wasn't even licensed. Needless to say, I was shocked!
I, for one, am proud of Donald Trump for paying those hookers to pee on each other. He finally paid a contractor
Never hire a Himalayan contractor to work on your house... I did, and I came home to Himalayan with my wife.
An Indian restaurant hired a contractor to remodel their place... ...They specifically wanted a tan door.
What is the square root of Pai? "To access your calculator's premium features like sine, square and square root, and logarithm, please call to have a contractor install the software"
if a dog was a contractor, what would his specialty be? roofing
What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint? I'm always taken for granite!
What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice? Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.
What do you call a protractor that's disagreeable...? A contractor.
I recently started remodeling my house and quickly got in over my head, so I decided to get some professional help. I also hired a contractor to work on my house.
What did the government say to the contractor who thought they won the bid but complained when they found out otherwise? Did you just assume my vendor?
What do you call an ex-criminal who solicits his services to farmers to plow their fields? A contractor
A contractor, a gymnast, and a machinist walk into a bar. Ouch.
I hired a contractor. He came to the house and made everything smaller.
My dad was a successful contractor. He frequently contracted chlamydia.
The Trump Administration releases the contractor hired to build the infamous wall Bill DeWall, Inc.
"What school did you go to?" asked the contractor.
"Yale," the man replied.
"Good," said the contractor, pleased. "What did you say your name was again?"
"Yim Yonson."
What is the philosophy of every defense contractor? Cogito, ergo boom!
My girlfriend quit her job as a concrete contractor to become a sommelier. I'm not so sure about her career choices. She makes pour decisions.