Hilarious Counseling Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Marriage Counseling Therapist: So you're considering ending the marriage?

Wife: I am sick of all the Star Wars puns.

Husband: Divorce is strong with this one.

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A man and woman go to marriage counseling Therapist: So you're considering ending the marriage?

Wife: I am sick of all the Star Wars puns.

Husband: Divorce is strong with this one.

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Anger Management As part of my anger management counseling my therapist said I should "Write letters to the people you hate and then burn them."

So I did, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

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I married a ghost but we're in couples counseling now... He can just be so possessive sometimes, ya know?

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A Puerto Rican meteorologist sought counseling. When asked "why?" he replied, "Tropical Depression."

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Why did the slave ask for career counseling? He wanted to get into a good field.

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling? It wanted to taco bout his feelings

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What is marriage counseling? You just pay someone 300$ an hour to watch you and your wife fight

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Parapsychologists I just want to take this moment to give a shout out to parapsychologists, the only folks brave enough to jump out of airplanes to provide emergency counseling.

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So a husband and wife go to marriage counseling. The counsellor says, "We should begin with something you both have in common."

So the man says, "Well, we both hate giving blow jobs."

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Why was the button in counseling? Because it was depressed.

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A typical Single-cells' marriage counseling Same old story we've grown apart, says one

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Why did Benjamin Buttons go to counseling when he was young? Adulthood trauma.

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Help wanted If you are seeking S&M counseling is it ok to ask for a rough estimate?

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Ask a counseling student how to reduce stress, they'll discuss mindfulness, work-life balance, etc. Ask an engineering student, they'll ask back, "Normal or Shear?"

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Rape jokes are never funny........ I repeat rape jokes are never funny, and I say this as someone who has experienced rape. But after therapy and counseling, I'm proud to say I haven't raped anyone in months.

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