Getting drunk at the bar the other night when the bar tender yelled out "Does anyone here know CPR?" I was feeling pretty good so i yelled back "I do, in fact i know the whole alphabet!" Everybody in the entire bar laughed..........except for one guy.
I was at a restaurant....
and the the waitress yelled "Does anyone know CPR?!".
I replied "I actually know the whole alphabet."
Everyone laughed except for this one guy.
I was in a bar last night when a waitress screamed...
"Does anyone know CPR?"
"I know all the letters of the alphabet" I shouted back.
Everyone laughed.........well except this one guy.
I was at a bar the other day, when all of a sudden, the bartender yelled...
"Does anyone know CPR!?"
I yelled back, "I know the whole alphabet!" and everyone laughed and laughed and laughed.
Well, except for this one guy.
Was sitting at a bar drinking a margarita when... a waitress yelled "Does anyone know CPR?" I yelled back "I know the whole alphabet!" And we just laughed and laughed and laughed.....well except for one guy.
I walk into a bar... ... And the waitress runs up to me and says. Please tell me you know CPR. I said, "LADY! not only that I know the whole alphabet". The whole bar was laughing, all except one guy...
I was sitting in a diner waiting order, when I hear,
"Does anyone know CPR?"
I said, "I know the entire alphabet!"
We all laughed and laughed...except one guy.
At what point does CPR become necrophilia? When you both get hard.
A man stopped breathing today at a bar...
A lady then screamed out "ANYBODY KNOW CPR"
I yelled back. "I know the whole damm alphabet!"
Everyone Laughed... Well except 1 guy...
I was drinking a margarita at the bar....
And a woman screamed "Does anyone know CPR?!"
I replied that i knew the whole alphabet, we laughed and laughed.....well except for one guy.
I was at a bar the other day ..
when all of a sudden, the bartender yelled, "ANYONE KNOWS CPR?"
I yelled back, "I KNOW THE ENTIRE ALPHABET", and everyone laughed and laughed and laughed.
Well, except for this one guy.
My dad always believed in learning things by doing them.
So when I was a kid, he threw me in the lake...
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So that he could teach himself CPR
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Credit: Anthony Jeselnik
A man was having a heart attack at a bar When a patron yelled out, "Does anyone know CPR", the place went silent, then a drunk at the back yelled out "I do... I even know the whole alphabet". Everybody laughed. Well except for this one guy.
At what point does CPR become necrophilia? When you're both stiff
I was in a restaurant when...
A man asked 'Who knows CPR?'
And I said, 'I know all the letters of the alphabet!'
And we all laughed,
And laughed,
And laughed,
Except one guy
I was at a bar the other day, when all of a sudden, the bartender yelled, "DOES ANYONE KNOW CPR!?" I shouted back, "HECK, I KNOW THE ENTIRE ALPHABET!" and everyone laughed and laughed and laughed... Well, everyone except this one guy...
I’ve performed CPR on a dummy before My brother was choking and I saved his life
At what point...
At what point does CPR become necrophilia?
Heh.
Heh.
When you're both stiff.
First post here :D
I was at a crowded bar the other day
When a man fell down and stopped breathing.
The waitress yelled out “does anybody know CPR?”
I yelled back “I do! I know the entire alphabet!”
We all laughed and laughed. Well, except for that one guy.
So i was at this bar And the bar tender yelled "Does anyone know CPR!?" I yelled back "Yeah I do, and I know the rest of the alphabet too!" Everybody in the bar laughed....Except one guy.
I was at a restaurant with my wife when a waitress suddenly screamed, "Does anyone know CPR??"
I shouted, "Even better, I know the whole alphabet!"
Everyone laughed...
Well, everyone except this one guy.
When does CPR become Necrophlia? When tongue is involved.
You are now not supposed to give breaths while doing CPR Because of inflation
Taking that CPR class before Highschool... Led me to believe that choking and strokes would have occurred more often that I thought.
Plunging... ...is like performing CPR on your toilet.
I was drinking a margarita when a guy stood up and asked, "Does anyone here know CPR?"
Someone else stood up and said, "Yeah, I know the whole alphabet."
We all laughed and laughed and laughed... well, except this one guy.
How 'done' do you want your burger? I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
ANYONE KNOWS CPR?
I was at a bar the other day when all of a sudden, the bartender yelled, "ANYONE KNOWS CPR?"
I yelled back, "I KNOW THE ENTIRE ALPHABET", and everyone laughed and laughed and laughed.
Well, except for this one guy.
Facebook is promising to protect users from data misuse. Meanwhile, Darth Vader is teaching CPR.
Facebook has promised to protect users from future data misuse. Meanwhile, Darth Vader is teaching CPR.
North Korean doctors when giving their leader a CPR be like : Kim Jong Un.. *Dos.. Tres...*