I saw an ad on Craigslist "Radio, $1, volume stuck on high." I thought, "I can't turn that down...”
Craigslist
A man placed an ad on his local craigslist: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
I just bought a used time machine on craigslist. They sure don't make them like they're going to anymore.
I just sold a lawnmower on Craigslist… That’s the last time my neighbor is going to wake me up on a Saturday morning!
I had a date with a six foot, eight inch drag queen I found on Craigslist. Boy was I disappointed when I discovered he was 6’8”
Scientists have a new working theory on what happened before the Big Bang. Your mom put an ad on Craigslist.
Does Craigslist have friends for sale? Asking for a friend
browsing craigslist Saw a post for a hot water heater for sale. I responded and asked if it worked on cold water as well.
I found a cheap prosthetic arm on Craigslist Secondhand
The police station installed "Safe Spots" for Craigslist sales... Which is great because I always met in a park under a tree but it always seemed so shady.
Craigslist Personals and Backpage are gone. Congressional Cockblock
I found a very lucrative deal on the firearms section on Craigslist. A French MAS36 rifle. Never fired, dropped once.
A man was selling the bumper of a pick-up on Craigslist... A potential buyer calls and asks where it came from. The man replies, "Let's just say it fell off a truck."
I found out the couch I got on Craigslist had the pride flag drawn on the back So now I have a homosectional
Last month I unknowingly purchased stolen roofing supplies. I wrote a Craigslist post to alert others... HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA
What’s the most sold instrument on craigslist? The OBO.
I saw a craigslist add for Mobile Improvised Explosive Device Model and I had to apply.
After all, that opportunity only comes around once in a lifetime.
<There is my dark, cynical Halloween joke. :-)>
I like my women like I like my cars Fast, loud, used off craigslist.
I was so excited when I booked a date with a six-foot, ten-inch drag queen on Craigslist. Boy was I disappointed when is discovered he was 6’10”
I ordered a chicken and an egg off Craigslist The chicken was dead and the egg was cracked
Did you hear where they're looking for the new James Bond actor? In Daniel Craigslist
Do you ever leave a craigslist ad up after you've sold the item just to get that little rush when someone texts you? Ya me neither.
I posted a Craigslist ad looking for the world's longest living person. Two weeks later a guy comes to the door and shakes my hand. He hands me a measuring tape, saying "If you don't believe me you can measure yourself"
Saw some ad on craigslist of some guy with some of the alphabet for sell He was Selling the Seven C's