Craigslist Jokes

I saw an ad on Craigslist "Radio, $1, volume stuck on high." I thought, "I can't turn that down...”

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Craigslist A man placed an ad on his local craigslist: "Wife wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

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I just bought a used time machine on craigslist. They sure don't make them like they're going to anymore.

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Funny Craigslist Jokes
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I just sold a lawnmower on Craigslist… That’s the last time my neighbor is going to wake me up on a Saturday morning!

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I had a date with a six foot, eight inch drag queen I found on Craigslist. Boy was I disappointed when I discovered he was 6’8”

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Scientists have a new working theory on what happened before the Big Bang. Your mom put an ad on Craigslist.

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Does Craigslist have friends for sale? Asking for a friend

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browsing craigslist Saw a post for a hot water heater for sale. I responded and asked if it worked on cold water as well.

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I found a cheap prosthetic arm on Craigslist Secondhand

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The police station installed "Safe Spots" for Craigslist sales... Which is great because I always met in a park under a tree but it always seemed so shady.

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Craigslist Personals and Backpage are gone. Congressional Cockblock

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I found a very lucrative deal on the firearms section on Craigslist. A French MAS36 rifle. Never fired, dropped once.

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A man was selling the bumper of a pick-up on Craigslist... A potential buyer calls and asks where it came from. The man replies, "Let's just say it fell off a truck."

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I found out the couch I got on Craigslist had the pride flag drawn on the back So now I have a homosectional

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Last month I unknowingly purchased stolen roofing supplies. I wrote a Craigslist post to alert others... HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA

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What’s the most sold instrument on craigslist? The OBO.

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I saw a craigslist add for Mobile Improvised Explosive Device Model and I had to apply. After all, that opportunity only comes around once in a lifetime.

<There is my dark, cynical Halloween joke. :-)>

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I like my women like I like my cars Fast, loud, used off craigslist.

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I was so excited when I booked a date with a six-foot, ten-inch drag queen on Craigslist. Boy was I disappointed when is discovered he was 6’10”

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I ordered a chicken and an egg off Craigslist The chicken was dead and the egg was cracked

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Did you hear where they're looking for the new James Bond actor? In Daniel Craigslist

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Do you ever leave a craigslist ad up after you've sold the item just to get that little rush when someone texts you? Ya me neither.

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I posted a Craigslist ad looking for the world's longest living person. Two weeks later a guy comes to the door and shakes my hand. He hands me a measuring tape, saying "If you don't believe me you can measure yourself"

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Saw some ad on craigslist of some guy with some of the alphabet for sell He was Selling the Seven C's

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