When does a cub become a boy scout? When he eats his first brownie
A lion offspring asked his dad "What is a world series?" "I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"
Why was the cub shy after taking his shirt off at the pool? He was a little bare
A bear walks into a bar.
He sits down, and motions over the bartender.
Bartender says “hey, man, what’ll ya have?”
Bear says “I would like a....................beer.”
“Sure. But why the long pause?”
“I don’t know, I’ve had them since I was a cub.”
What's blue and gold and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts.
How does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? ... Eats his first Brownie!
Why was the lion cub sent to jail? It was a child predator.
How does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? By eating a Brownie.
Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the cub scouts? He was up to a pack a day...
Michael Jackson had to quit the Cub Scouts. He was up to a pack a day.
What's blue and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts.
i know all my jokes are dad jokes but...
You know what the majestic kodiak tells his cub...
Bear with me.
Why did Michael Jackson have to quit the Cub Scouts? He was up to a pack a day.
What is Blue and Yellow and Comes in Brownies? Cub Scouts!
When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he eats his first Brownie.?
A man meets a gorgeous cougar at a bar. They go back to her place for a night of passion. Afterwards the cub rolls over and asks how it was for her. "See those 3 shelves of teddy bears. Take any prize on the bottom shelf" the cougar says.
When did the Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? When he ate his first Brownie!
What do you call a stillborn grizzly cub? Unbearable
When does a cub scout become a boy scout? When they eat their first ~~brownie~~ cub scout.
What does a girl from the south and a bear cub have in common? They both like to suck their paws
How does a cub scout become a boy scout? He eats a brownie.
Some Cub Scouts were reading the menu at a Greek restaurant. One of them said, "Why do you only serve beef? Greek food is supposed to be lamb." The owner said, "Sorry, but my gyros have always been cow, boys."