Cupcake Jokes

In a bakery... In a bakery:

Man to the shop assistant: “I’ll have that thing there, please.”

Shop assistant: “Cupcake?”

Man: “OK, Cupcake, I’ll have that thing there, please.”

Score: 14

How to make Emo Cupcakes What You'll need:

Cupcake Tray

An oven

Milk

Butter

Eggs

Flour

Sugar

We're

Going

Down

Swingin'

Score: 7
Funny Cupcake Jokes
Score: 3

In a bakery: Man to the shop assistant: “I’ll have that thing there, please.”


Shop assistant: “Cupcake?”

Man: “OK, Cupcake, I’ll have that thing there, please.”

Score: 3

Why was the cupcake so scared of the bong? Because the bong threatened to get him baked.

Score: 2

A man goes to a bakery shop . . Man to the shop assistant: 'I will have that one, please'

Shop Assistant: 'Cupcake?'

Man rolls his eyes**
'Ok Cupcake, I will have that one please'

Score: 2

Dad: Level Expert Two cupcakes were baking in the oven. One of them turns to the other and say 'Wow! Its hot in here, isn't it?', the second cupcakes screams 'AAAaaaaa! A talking cupcake!'

Score: 1

What do you call your dad when he is one cupcake away from exploding? Pops.

Score: 1

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