Dab Jokes

Guys I think I have a superpower I'm invisible to girls

*dab crying*

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Funny Dab Jokes
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I'm pretty bad at the dab, but I still do it on a regular basis I guess you could say I dabble

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Fred Flintstone asks Wilma if she has any weed left. She says "no, but I have some wax if you want a hit. He replies, "yeah, a dab'll do."

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If you spell Breaking Bad backwards, you will get "Dab Gnikaerb" Which still makes more sense than Game of thrones\` entire season 8

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I was carefully measuring out a dab of Cannabis extract for my roommate, when she said, "Did you remember to-- Oh, nevermind; you're concentrating."

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Dab ton. It's admittedly not the best joke, but it's not bad if you read it backwards.

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Why did 10 have PTSD Because it was smack dab in the middle of 9 11.

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My crush asked me to dab So I did what I had to do....Her funeral's on Tuesday

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Hey bro, you wanna get flintstoned? YEAH-ba-DAB-A-DO!

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What's a widows drug of choice? A dab. Duh!

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Flintstoners Barney asked his buddy Fred, "How strong is his weed?"
Fred replied "just a dab, and see how it does ya'."
Barney, "Just a dab?"

Fred, "Yeah, a dab will do ya'."

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What does Fred Flintstone say when he correctly flips a water bottle? YO BRA DAB I DO!

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I named my kids woah and dab... Because I like to hit them.

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What is the best dance move for a wizard? Abraca Dab Ra

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So you know the five stages of grief? DABDA (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) You just have to DAB DA grief away

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