Made love to my girlfriend for an hour and 15 seconds last night Thanks, Daylight Savings Time. I couldn't have done it without you.
Not only is it daylight savings time today, but also Int'l Women's Day. Because apparently a full 24 hours to celebrate women would have been just a bit much.
I just made love for over 1hr straight
1 hour and 22 seconds is my new record.
Thanks daylight savings time!
If I ever run out of dad jokes.... I’ve always got daylight savings time puns to fall back on
Daylight Savings Time
Can't believe they fired me from the clock factory
after all the extra hours I put in.
I don't have time for the Fall Equinox But if you check back with me at Daylight Savings Time I should have a free hour...
I've been working 25/7 To come up with a joke about daylight savings time.
Boss: "You're an hour late!" Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: "Haven't you heard?"
I just lasted 61 mins in bed a new record! Thanks Daylight savings time...
I really like daylight savings time, I got an extra hour of sleep last night I was in bed for 7 hours, but when I woke up it was EIGHT HOURS LATER!!!!
Daylight Savings Time Gave Me a Back Injury I need to buy a smaller sundial.
Daylight Savings Time ends tonight in the US Because of course what we all need is another hour of 2020.
I made love to my wife for an hour and 15 minutes last night Thanks, daylight savings time!!
My wife doesn’t understand daylight savings time But hey, who could think straight after being banged for an hour and 2 minutes
I don't get the reasoning behind switching to Daylight Savings Time in the USA I guess I'm still in the dark.
Daylight Savings Explained When told the reason for Daylight Savings Time, the Old Indian said, "Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket."
What does the guitarist of the Black Keys do on Daylight Savings time? He sets his clock an Auerbach.