Dmv Jokes

Never get stuck behind The Devil in a line at the DMV. For The Devil can take many forms.

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Trying to date someone that doesn't like you is like going to the DMV... ...you get the run-around all day, get frustrated, and when they finally do call your number, you don't feel satisfied, you're just glad its over.

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Some sea mammals sleep with half their brain in deep sleep and the other half wide awake This was developed as an evolutionary mechanism for survival, but biologists have documented a similar mechanism in workers at the DMV

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What do mathematicians get at the DMV? A deriver’s license.

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My computer's RAM isn't that great... ...but it still has faster processing than the DMV.

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The pretty lady at the DMV urged me to sign up to be an organ donor. That's when I realized she was a girl after my own heart!

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Funny Dmv Jokes
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“Hi, I’d like to donate my organs” Nurse: “You’ll have to go to the DMV for tha—“

Me: “No, I’m ready now”

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