Eel Jokes

Did you know that it’s wrong to breed eels with eagles? It’s eel-eagle.

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Funny Eel Jokes
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What kind of eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie? That's a Moray.

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How can you tell what kind of eel you're looking at? Well, if the moon hits it's eye like a big pizza pie, it's a moray.

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Why can't an eel and an eagle team up? Because it would be eel-eagle!

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Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle? Because it's eeleagle.

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When an eel hits your eye like a big pizza pie.... That’s a moray

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Why can't you breed a bird of prey with an eel? Because it's eeleagle.

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When an eel bites your thigh... ...as you're just swimming by that's a moray.

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When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee That's a moray.

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An eel tried to propose to an eagle... the eel asks the eagle
"We may look different but I think I love you. Will you marry me?"
"I'm sorry but I can't" says the eagle.
"Why not?" asks the eel.
The eagle replies with "Because that would be eel-eagle"

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When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, That's a moray.

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When the moon hits your eye/like an eel in the sky That's a moray

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When an eel strikes your heel and severe pain you feel... ... That's a moray.

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When the moon hits your eye... When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
that's amore.

When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek
that's a moray.

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Why was the eel upset with her report card? She wanted mor-ays.

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When you're down 'neath the sea, and an eel bites your knee... That's a moray!

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What did the Italian marine biologist say when asked to identify an eel? That's a moray!

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I'll see myself out...

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What do you call a Jewish fish? Isra-eel.

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An Eel asked an Eagle: do you know why we can't team up? Eagle: No, why?
Eel: Because it would be EEL-Eagle!

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I think that laziest animals must be the animals in the seas. There is Sawshark, Hammerheadshark, Electric eel. Still not a single one house completed.

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What's Dean Martin's favorite eel? That's a moray.

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Why can’t you breed an eel with an eagle? Cause it’s eelleagle.

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When an eel bites your thigh at the beach (at low tide) That's a moray

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That's the last time I eat seafood. It made me feel a bit...eel.

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What happens when you eat too much seafood? You begin to feel a little eel.

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If you met an eel in a top hat... ...that would be Sir Eel.

(say it out loud)

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Why did the eel go to jail? He was gill-ty as charged.

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What was FDR's most famous maritime obscenity law? The Nude Eel.

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Did you know it's against the law to breed eels with eagles? It's eel-eagle.

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Why is the interaction between an eagle and an eel is not possible? Because then it would be eel-eagle

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Did you know it's wrong to breed eels and eagles It's eel-eagle

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Why is the eel considered the most romantic animal? Because its a moray.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with an electric eel? A shocktopus.

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An eel walks into a doctor’s office. Doctor asks "what's the matter?"

"Doc, I'm feeling a little eel"

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What Did Dean Martin Say When He Saw An Eel? That's a Moray!

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