Emailed Jokes

My girlfriend just emailed me "thespacebuttonisbrokenonmylaptop.canyougivemeanalternative"

Does anyone know what "ternative" mean?

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My girlfriend just emailed me... “thespacebuttonisbrokenonmylaptop.canyougivemeanalternative.”

Does anyone know what “ternative” mean?

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My wife emailed me pictures of our first date, but I couldn’t open any of the files. I’ve always had trouble with emotional attachments.

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I broke up with my girlfriend, Ruth.. Now her friends call me ruthless.

EDIT: Got hacked. Password and emailed changed, this post was changed to something else for a brief period by the hacker.

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My wife just emailed me asking if we had any moving boxes I told her no... All of our boxes are still. That's why we purchased them from a stationary store.

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My girlfriend just emailed me “Thespacebuttonisbrokenonmylaptop.canyougivemeanalternative?” Does anyone know what ‘ternative’ means?

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Did you read the joke Hillary emailed to Obama? [deleted]

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Breaking - Trump emailed Hillary Clinton his tax returns She just accidentally deleted them.

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I emailed Hillary that to secure a win, she had to pick Bernie as VP. I guess she deleted it.

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Only 90's kids will get this joke I emailed it to their AOL accounts.

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My girlfriend just emailed me a photo of us on our first date together. It's a very treasured memory for me. Problem is, the file wont open on my computer. I guess I have emotional attachment issues.

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I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever they said, "No, just till the end of June".

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Maybe if we all emailed the constitution to each other... The Spanish Inquisition.

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My girlfriend just emailed me "thespacebuttonisbrokenonmylaptop.canyougivemeanalternative"

Does anyone know what "ternative" means?

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Clinton to Trump: Release your tax returns! I have never seen them. Trump: …but I emailed them to you. Of course you've never seen them.

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I got an email from my girlfriend. It said, "Can you send me a photograph of my best body part?" So I emailed her back.

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A Nigerian businessman emailed me to invest in his mining business Edit: thanks for the gold stranger

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My wife emailed me our wedding photos but I couldn’t open any of the files. I have serious trouble with emotional attachments.

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My girlfriend emailed me pictures of the first trip we took together, but I couldn’t open any of the files. I might have serious emotional attachment issues.

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My Chinese friend from Wuhan emailed us a joke about how Covid-19 began, but nobody understood. I guess you had to be there to get it.

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I am still at a loss over Hillary Clinton's defeat and I emailed my consolations to her, ​but never got a response Do I need to call FBI to look into it​​

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My computer notified me that my wife emailed me a picture of our newborn son since I was gone for a business trip "You've got male!"

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A "ternative" My girlfriend emailed me today saying , "myspacebarisnotworkingcanyougivemeanalternative?". .
Can someone please tell me what a 'ternative' is?

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My ex girlfriend was visiting town, and she asked whether I could show her a good time. So I emailed her a bunch of pictures of me before we met.

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