End Of The World Jokes

My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it's flat! In the end, he came around.

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My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it is flat. In the end, he came around.

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Everyone keeps making fun of me because I don’t know what the word “apocalypse” means Honestly, I don’t see what the big deal is. It’s not the end of the world.

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So what if I don't know what "apocalypse" means. It's not like it's the end of the world

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Funny End Of The World Jokes
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I cant spell armegedon. Oh well it's not the end of the world.

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Somebody drove past me on a tractor yelling "the end of the world is nigh!" I think it was Farmer Geddon

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Got stuck behind a tractor on the way to work this morning. The bloke on top wouldn't stop screaming "We're all doomed! The end of the world is nigh! Repent!" Turned out it was Farmer Geddon

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My flat earther friend decided to prove his theory by walking to the end of the world In the end, he came around.

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A man on a tractor has just driven past me shouting, “The end of the world is nigh!!" I think it was Farmer Geddon.

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Why does the end of the world never come? Because it's round.

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Steps to success: 1. Predict the end of the world.
2. Write a book about it.
3. Prophet?

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With four days left until the end of the world... I should really try to get better at subtraction.

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Everyone was laughing at me yesterday for not knowing what apocalypse means But I guess it's not the end of the world.

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When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky. They're always 20 years behind everything.

Mark Twain

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Being kissed by a llama isn't the end of the world The way some people go on about it, you'd think they were talking about the alpaca lips

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I just saw a man driving a tractor shouting "The end of the world is nigh" I think it was Farmer Geddon

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If you get kissed by an alpaca it's not the end of the world. It's the alpaca-lips.

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I've decided to get a PhD in how much soda you should have for the end of the world. Dr. Prepper, at your service.

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Why do people get so worked up about eschatology? It's not like it's the end of the world..

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What’s a koalas favorite end of the world food? Apocalyptus.

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MY FLAT-EARTHER FRIEND WALKED TO THE END OF THE WORLD TO PROVE THE EARTH WAS FLAT But in the end, he came around

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When a mute prophet is predicting the end of the world, that's a sign of the end times.

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I got spit on by a farm animal and thought it was the end of the world. It was just the alpaca lips.

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A bloke on a tractor has just driven past me shouting "the end of the world is nigh!" I think it was Farmer Geddon.

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Probably been posted before, but: So what if I can't spell armageddon.... Its not the end of the world.

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I wish teachers would stop putting so much emphasis on vocab tests So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means. Its not the end of the world.

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My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it’s flat. In the end, he came around.

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A flat-earther decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it's flat In the end, he came around.

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What kind of meat do end of the world, conspiracy theorists stock up on? Prepperoni

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A man on a tractor has just driven past me yelling "the end of the world is nigh" I think it was Farmer Geddon

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What’s the end of the world in Italian? Parmageddon

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I don’t what apocalypse means... ...But it’s not like it’s the end of the world

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A kiss from what on the farm would cause the end of the world? Alpaca lips.

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Fred doesn't know what apocalypse means.. Fred: I don't know what apocalypse means.

Bob: What! That's crazy!

Fred: So what if I don't know what apocalypse means, it's not the end of the world.

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A man on a tractor drove past me earlier yelling ‘the end of the world is nigh!’ I think it was Farmer Geddon

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New archaeological evidence suggests that the Mayans did not, in fact, predict the end of the world to be in 2012, that was a typo during transcription. It is actually 2021.

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