Enzyme Jokes

Funny Enzyme Jokes
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I wish I was a helicase enzyme... ...because then I could unzip your genes

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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme.

Courtesy of u/AVeryHappyCamper

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My biology professor's favorite joke What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?


You can't hear an enzyme!

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What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can’t listen to an enzyme.

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Whats the difference... Between a hormone and and enzyme?

You cant hear an enzyme.

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If I were an Enzyme ... I'd be the DNA Helicase so I could unzip your Genes.

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What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme.

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How are teenage boys and the enzyme helicase similar? They both want to unzip your genes

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Science joke What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can’t hear an enzyme.

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What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? I didn't make an enzyme last night.

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What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme.

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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't make an enzyme.

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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme

Courtesy of Kurt Vonnegut in Jailbird pg 184!

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What is the difference between a hormone and a enzyme ? You can't hear an enzyme.

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How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase? They both want to unzip your genes!



credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)

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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You won't hear an enzyme in a brothel.

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If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase... So I could unzip your genes

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What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme.

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If I were an enzyme, I'd be helicase So I could unzip your genes

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If I could be any enzyme It would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

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What's he difference between a hormone and an enzyme? .. you can't hear an enzyme

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How do you make a protein? You link amino acids together.

How do you make an enzyme?

You wrap proteins together.

How do you make a hormone?

You give me your mother for an hour.

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what is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? you cant hear an enzyme

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So there's a new saliva cell... ...and he's kind of panicky because he can't figure out how to digest a starch molecule.

But then good guy Mr.Enzyme comes along and says "Let me break it down for you."

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What's the difference between hormone and enzyme? You can't make an enzyme.

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What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can’t hear an enzyme. 🤣

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If I were a DJ, my name would be DJ Enzyme Because I'm always breaking it down.

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If I was an enzyme, I would be DNA Helicase So I could unzip your genes.

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Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme??? You can't hear an enzyme, but you can hear a hormone.

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What's the difference between a enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an en zyme.

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Nerd's Guide To Pickup Lines 101 "If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.

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