If I want to bang an Eskimo... Alaska
Did you hear about the eskimo couple? One cold night, she broke it off!
What do you call an Eskimo dwarf with a raging erection? A frigid midget with a rigid digit
What do you call an aroused eskimo dwarf? A frigid midget with a rigid digit.
What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?
...An optical Aleutian.
I actually made this one up.
But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
What is the difference between an Eskimo and a eunuch?
One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel
(found this in Horace's Satires)
I once took a ski away from an Eskimo... Then he dressed in black and got real depressed
What did the Eskimo say to his wife when he caught her cheating on him? Inuit
I tried to seduce my Eskimo friend She wasn't very Inuit.
There's a new cosmetic surgery that makes you look like an Eskimo. You might wanna look Inuit.
Tried to eskimo kiss my girl last night... but she wasn't inuit.
I was in an Eskimo restaurant the other day, and the waiter said .......
"We´ve got whale meat, or whale meat, or the Vera Lynn Special."
I asked him what was in the Vera Lynn Special?
He said "whale meat again".
What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone? It was counter-inuitive.
What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing? They got new fur coats.
Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians? At the Klondike Bar.
I went on a date with a woman from Alaska... Things were going pretty well, and we sincerely enjoyed each others company. Then at the end of the night, I tried to give her an Eskimo kiss, but I guess she wasn't really Inuit.
An Eskimo buys a fridge An Eskimo buys a fridge. His fellow Eskimo wonders: "What for?". The happy fridge owner answers: "To warm myself up. -50 degrees outside. -5 inside the fridge".
What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common? They both like a tight seal.
An Eskimo goes to the mechanic the mechanic says "It looks like you blew a seal." and the Eskimo says "No, that's just frost on my mustache."
Eskimo prostitutes. Are they considered snow blowers?
An eskimo brought his car to a mechanic.
Mechanic says, "you blew a seal"
Eskimo wipes his face, "no, I just had some ice cream".
I just tried to play the online Eskimo lottery. But you have to be Inuit to win it.
punny guy If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo is it counterinuitive?
Pregnant Eskimo
What did the eskimo say when her water broke?
Oh no, my ice cracked!
I still have nightmares.... I still have nightmares about the time I gave my Eskimo friend a house warming gift...
'Hey, you wanna be Eskimo Brothers?' ''Na, I'm really not Inuit.'
How do you make a Eskimo lose his cool? GLOBAL WARMING.
How do you know a pregnant eskimo is going to give birth Her water cracks
Eskimo restaurant
I went to an Eskimo restaurant and asked the waiter about the specials.
He said: 'We've got whale meat, or whale meat, or whale meat... Or we've got the Vera Lynn.'
I said 'What's the Vera Lynn?'
He said 'Whale meat again.....’
What do you call a sexually curious Eskimo? Bi-polar
So I paid good money for an Eskimo escort, but I think I got ripped off... I could tell she wasn't Inuit.
I thought this girl was an Eskimo...
...so, I invited her to be in an Eskimo threesome.
Turns out, she wasn't Inuit.
What did the eskimo say when he found out that his pet seal had been stealing from his fish reserve? "Inuit!"
So I met this Eskimo at the bus stop... He was an ice guy.
What do you call an Eskimo who's never on time? A snowflake.
What does an Eskimo use to keep his toupee on? Wig Glue
What is something that a Eskimo and a plumber can both come together on? A nice tight seal