Fake News Jokes

Stop spreading the fake news that women are forced to wear hijabs. It's their free choice between wearing them or getting stoned to death.

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Funny Fake News Jokes
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How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, its fake news that the light bulb is burned out.

And they like being in the dark.

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What's Donald Trump's favourite day of the year? 1st April - everything's fake news.

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Donald Trump calls the media 'fake news' even when they're directly quoting something he said/tweeted... ...but since most of the things he says are fake, by transitive property, the news is fake too

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What has more holes than fake news? Batman's parents

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Studies show liberals are less susceptible to 'fake news' I read it on Facebook.

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"Fake News, inevitably, will be the end of us all!" - Napoleon Bonaparte after Buzzfeed posted an article titled "10 Shortest Dynasties (Literally)"

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If Donald Trump talks about "fake news" during the State of the Union... Does that make it the State of the Onion

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What's the difference between ancient religious texts and fake news? A little over 2000 years

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I have some news about 2017! Do you want the good news, the bad news or the fake news?

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I'm writing a musical about a rag-tag team of Breitbart columnists standing up to the mainstream media elites. It's called Fake Newsies.

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Fake news isn't the problem It's Fake headlines.

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So I Heard Facebook has got a new fake news filter. All I wanna know is when they're gonna get the real one.

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There has been a lot of fake news going on about the Camadian prime minister lately Some of it is Trudeau

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President Trump has tested positive for COVID-19 Doctors are expecting a swift recovery, citing that the virus is a hoax and fake news.

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Who takes the pictures for fake news? Who takes the pictures for fake news?

Fauxtographers.

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Tim Cook joked about Trump getting his name wrong. Trump claimed it was fake news. Shows a lot about their character... But that's comparing apples and oranges

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Why does Trump like Minecraft? He doesn’t, it’s fake news but does appeal to his key demographic of miners and wall builders.

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I don't know if I should believe the reports that Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19. It might be fake news.

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Americans are so hung up on authenticity because of fake news We have to be told that mayonnaise is REAL

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Which "real"* months are the quickest? *February is fake news The ones that get to 31st.

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"Fake News, inevitably, will be the death of us all" (~Napoleon Bonaparte; Washington Post Chief Editor circa 1612 A.D.)

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What's the worst thing that could come from Fake News? Religion.

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If I had a dollar for every time Trump says "Fake news!" I'd have enough money to open a Cable News Network to publish articles about Trump and perpetually keep earning more money.

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Why can't we have April fools every day? At least all of the fake news is funny.

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After his visit to Poland, Reports say 74 percent of the natives thought President Trumps visit was a failure... Trump responded, "THE POLS are WRONG, FAKE NEWS!

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Trump wants to start his own media company. Fake news has never been better.

That's his slogan.

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Trump claims if he could walk on water, the fake news media would report: "Trump can't swim"

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