Funerals are like family reunions minus one
What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy? A family reunion.
What is the saddest family reunion? A chicken omelet
What's more covered in sweat than a marathon runner at the end of a race? Josh Duggar at a family reunion.
How is the south dealing with birth control They are banning family reunions
What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion? Seeing your ex.
I went to the Calrissian family reunion. What a bore. Spent way too much time talking to some Rando.
Family reunions must be really awkward in the south... Especially when you see your exes there
What do you call orgies in Alabama Family Reunions
I’m a little jealous of everyone in Alabama. They only have to go to one family reunion.
What do you call a redneck orgy? A family reunion.
What do you call it when you show up near the end of a redneck family reunion? Speed dating.
Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls? Family reunions.
I just got laid at a party. I love family reunions.
Friendly Crow: How was your family reunion? Antisocial Crow: It was murder...
I was at a family reunion when my cousin said he got a job as a crime scene cleaner I asked then asked him “what side of the law?”
Family reunions must be hard in Alabama. All your ex’s together in one place, big yikes.
I hate family reunions.... I see too many of my ex’s there
West Virginia Pregnancy Rate Hits All Time Low as COVID-19 Puts Stop to Family Reunions Not The Onion.
The Party Last week, I went to a party and had a good time. Before I knew it, I was chatting up a girl that I started to like. We hooked up, and later that night, I got laid. It was only as I was driving home that I remembered that the party was my family reunion.
I brought weed and poker chips to my family reunion last week. Apparently I missed the memo on what a "potluck dinner" was.
I'm always the life of my family reunions. It's no wonder they call me the laughingstock of the family.
I went to a family reunion in Nevada. Turns out what happens in Vegas... Is executable back in Texas.
Where do guys from Alabama pick up girls? The family reunion.
What do you call a swinger's party in Alabama? A family reunion.
So a hydraulic jack walks into his family reunion. . . and says look at all these Pump kins!
Gunther the cannibal was pretty late to his cannibal family reunion... ...they gave him the cold shoulder...
I met my true love at a family reunion Oh no It wasn’t like that! She was the caterer!
What will you find at a cannibal's family reunion? An anteater
What's the same thing as a brothel in Kentucky. A family reunion.
What’s the difference between a Looney Tunes family reunion & an assassination attempt? At the reunion, I hope I see Donald Duck.