Why should you never make fun of a fat person with a lisp? Because he's thick and tired of it
If you are having trouble being the only fat person in your class... Just remember that Kim Jong-un is the only fat person in his country.
What do you call a fat person with a crystal ball? Four-chin teller
What does a fat person and hitler have in common? Neither of them can finish a race
What do you say when someone asks you to make a fat person leave? "Piece of cake."
What do you call a fat person that calls others fat A HIPPOcrit
They say inside every fat person is a skinny person trying to get out. But that's silly. Surely the skinny people aren't still alive after they eat them.
If you know a fat person, leave them alone They've already got a lot on their plate.
Why should you never bring a fat person to see a dramatic movie? They will ruin the suspension.
If you’re skinny but identify as a fat person... Would that make you a trans-fat?
What do you call it when a fat person gets an abortion? Lifosuction
What do you call a fat person who identifies as skinny? A trans-slender.
Who are a fat person's two best friends Ben and Jerry.
What do you call a fat person who judges hippos? Hippo-critical.
What do you call a fat person that is skilled in everything? A well rounded person
What does a waiter say to a fat person when it takes a long time to bring out the fat person's food? Sorry about your weight
Fat persons three favorite countries!?? Turkey, Hungary, & Greece :D
Inside every fat person theres a thin person trying to get out. but outside every fat person theres a pizza waiting to get in.
A fat person walks in the street He sees a thin person and says: when I see you, I always think there’s hungry in your country. The thin person replies: and when I see you, I think it’s your fault!
How do you get a fat person into bed? Piece of cake
A feminist, a fat person and a Hitler walk into a bar... Feminism is bad.
What is the first thing a fat person does on a website Accept cookies
How do you know when a fat person is pregnant? When they start eating for 4 instead of 2
It's very easy to distract a fat person....
....it's a piece of cake!!!
Source: Jimmy Carr
Before judging a fat person, try walking a mile... around their waistline. If you're still not at the beginning point, go ahead and laugh at them.
What does a fat person order at McDonalds? The usual.
What do you call a fat person with hemophilia? Diableedes
Don't make fun of a fat person with a lisp... ...they're probably thick and tired of it.
What does a fat person, a match, and a phone have in common? Cellulite.
What's the difference between a fit and a fat person? One does exercises and the other wears extra-sizes.
How do you get a fat person into bed with you? Its a piece of cake.
What does Gloria Gaynor say to insult a fat person? "Saw your back from outer space!"
How do you greet a fat person in Germany? Gluten tag!
What's the difference between Stanley Kubrick and a fat person? Most fat people didn't make The Shining.