Hilarious Finding Nemo Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would've survived in that situation... almost died during Finding Nemo.

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When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would have survived the same situation... Almost died in Finding Nemo

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I like to hold my breath whenever a character goes underwater in a movie. That way I know if I'd survive if I were that character. I was rushed to the E.R after Finding Nemo

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When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would've survived in that situation. I almost died during finding nemo

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So my friend, Rick Astley, asked me for some Pixar movies to watch... I told him, "You can borrow Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, A Bugs Life, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Cars 1 and 2, Ratatouille, and Wall*E, but I'm never gonna give you UP!"

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I was phoned by Rick Astley, who asked me to borrow some Pixar DVD's... I said "Fair enough You can have 'Toy Story', 'A Bug's Life' and 'Finding Nemo' but I'm never gonna give you 'Up'".

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I’ve always tried to hold my breath when a character is under water, to see if I could survive the situation Finding Nemo was a tough one

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Whenever I see an underwater scene in a movie, I hold my breath Almost died in Finding Nemo

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When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation. I almost died in Finding Nemo.

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I like to play a game when I watch horror movies. I try to hold my breath whenever a character goes underwater, to see if I could survive that situation. I passed out while watching Finding Nemo.

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When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would have survived in that situation Almost died watching Finding Nemo

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What's the difference between Finding Nemo and Shrek? Finding Nemo is about Efficiency.

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Sometimes whenever I watch an underwater scene in a movie I try to hold my breath as long as the characters do to see if I'd survive in that situation. I almost died watching Finding Nemo.

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When I was a kid, I saw Finding Nemo on Ice. That was my first time doing meth.

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During movies when characters go underwater, I hold my breath and see if I could've survived that situation... I almost died in _Finding Nemo_

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So I was telling my dad That the entire team that worked on finding Nemo had to take fish biology 101. Then he says "so does it ever bother you that the fish are talking?"

That was the hardest I laughed in a while

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What is Dory from finding Nemo's favorite band? The blue Tang clan.

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