Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire? Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they .
Well if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire ... .....what do freedom fighters fight?
Fire fighters throw the best parties. They’ve got a lot of hose with smoking hot bodies.
As the fire fighters were rushing into Notre Dame, an angry man stopped them at the door. "Excusemoi monseuir! Entry is €12"
Old fire fighters never quit They just do asbestos they can.
What do you call a black fire fighter? A fire fighter you racist f.
Terrible first day as a fire fighter today. Entered a burning room and found this guy unconscious on the floor. Tried to lift him but he was too heavy, so I poured lighter fluid on him.