Flamingo Jokes

My girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo... I had to put my foot down

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Funny Flamingo Jokes
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My brother told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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So this guy at college keeps calling me a flamingo one of these days I'm going to put my foot down.

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My wife told me I'm not allowed to impersonate a flamingo anymore... I had to put my foot down

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My girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo So I had to put my foot down

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo So I had to put my foot down.

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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo So i had to put my foot down.

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My husband wants me to stop working on my flamingo impression. I had to put my foot down.

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When my wife asked me to stop being a flamingo... I had to put my foot down.

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My girlfriend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo That's when I had to put my foot down

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When my girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down.

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I wore a pink t-shirt out the other night and my girlfriend said I looked like a Flamingo.. So I had to put my foot down.

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My SO told me that I should stop pretending to be a flamingo I had to put my foot down

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Mom ordered me to stop acting like a flamingo Had to put my foot down

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My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

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When my friends told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo... I had to put my foot down.

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When my mother told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down.

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When my wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

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When people tell me to stop acting like a flamingo... ...that’s when I put my foot down.

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When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... ...I just had to put my foot down...

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My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo So I put my foot down

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I do a great flamingo impression... I do a great flamingo impression, but my wife hates it! Every time I do it, she complains and tells me to cut it out. Eventually I just had to put my foot down.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a flamingo? A visit from an ethics committee and your funding revoked.

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My friends told me to stop being a flamingo I decided to put my foot down!

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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo So I put my foot down

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My wife told me I couldn’t act like a flamingo any more... I had to put my foot down

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My wife accused me of acting like a flamingo So I had to put my foot down...

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When my wife told me I had to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down.

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When my wife told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo... ... I really had to put my foot down

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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo... That's where I put my foot down.

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My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo I had to put my foot down

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My friends have been meddling in my business a lot, and it's annoying. Today, one told me to stop acting like a flamingo. That's when I put my foot down.

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My mom told me I had to stop being a flamingo So I had to put my foot down

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My wife says I need to stop acting like a flamingo That's when I had to out my foot down.

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I was asked to stop doing my flamingo impression I had to put my foot down

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I was impersonating a flamingo in public, My girlfriend told me to stop. I was so angry that I had to put my foot down.

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My parents told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I just had to put my foot down

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Everyone told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put the foot down.

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I used to be a flamingo impressionist and my parents told me to give it up I just had to put my foot down.

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