Genetics Jokes

Funny Genetics Jokes
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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Researchers have discovered that diarrhea is influenced by genetics. Their evidence: It runs in your jeans.

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So my genetics professor reported this morning that diarrhea has a genetic basis According to her, it runs in our jeans.

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New genetics study shows that chronic diarrhea may be hereditary It runs in your jeans.

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What award did Gregor Mendel receive for his work in the field of Genetics? The Nobel Peas Prize.

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What do you call a trans person studying genetics? Transcriptase

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A week from today, I'm going to an event at a dog genetics testing facility. It's called the Labor Day Labrador Laboratory.

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Roses are red, Roses are red,
Roses are blue,
Roses are white,
Genetics.

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My grandfather was told a joke about genetics My dad didnt get it, but I did.

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I have a sister, and I love genetics. So whenever she steps on my toe accidentally, I say “Ow, you stepped on mitosis!”

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I would have gotten As in all my classes last semester if it weren't for Genetics Why do I have to have such idiots for parents

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Genetics tells you why you look like your parents And if not why you should

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Did you hear about the baker who was trapped by genetics He was in-bread.

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He’s not wrong Diarrhea is in your genetics

Seriously it’s in your jeans.

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My professor, Mark, jacked off on my genetics exam. I didn't pass, but I got partial Marks.

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Little Johnny comes home after learning about Mendelian inheritance in genetics at school. "Mom?"

"What is it, Johnny?" replied his mom.

"Was Eve black?"

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