What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Nobel Prize in Genetics.
Researchers have discovered that diarrhea is influenced by genetics. Their evidence: It runs in your jeans.
So my genetics professor reported this morning that diarrhea has a genetic basis According to her, it runs in our jeans.
New genetics study shows that chronic diarrhea may be hereditary It runs in your jeans.
What award did Gregor Mendel receive for his work in the field of Genetics? The Nobel Peas Prize.
What do you call a trans person studying genetics? Transcriptase
A week from today, I'm going to an event at a dog genetics testing facility. It's called the Labor Day Labrador Laboratory.
Roses are red,
Roses are red,
Roses are blue,
Roses are white,
Genetics.
My grandfather was told a joke about genetics My dad didnt get it, but I did.
I have a sister, and I love genetics. So whenever she steps on my toe accidentally, I say “Ow, you stepped on mitosis!”
I would have gotten As in all my classes last semester if it weren't for Genetics Why do I have to have such idiots for parents
Genetics tells you why you look like your parents And if not why you should
Did you hear about the baker who was trapped by genetics He was in-bread.
He’s not wrong
Diarrhea is in your genetics
Seriously it’s in your jeans.
My professor, Mark, jacked off on my genetics exam. I didn't pass, but I got partial Marks.
Little Johnny comes home after learning about Mendelian inheritance in genetics at school.
"Mom?"
"What is it, Johnny?" replied his mom.
"Was Eve black?"