[Original] This is the only time of year... .... that it's acceptable for middle-aged men to cruise around town looking for Girl Scouts.
I'm thinking of starting a business will use free child labor in exchange for temporary housing. Although I don't know if I can compete with the Girl Scouts...
What are a Cannibal's favourite cookies? Girl Scouts!
What's the difference between a girl scout and a Jew? Girl scouts come home from camp
Chuck Norris jokes, let's go! Chuck Norris eats girl scout cookies made out of real girl scouts.
What's the difference between jews and girl scouts? The girl scouts come back from the camp.
My roommate gets really mad at me when I lick the Brownies... He says the Girl Scouts are WAY less likely to tell their parents