What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever
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What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever
Many Chinese restaurants have names like, Golden Palace, Golden Lotus, Golden Dragon... But mine is named after my favourite dish, Golden Retriever.
What do you call a blond with a brain...? A golden retriever
What do you call an intelligent blonde? a Golden Retriever
What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever.
Got a shirt made from golden retriever fur. The wife says I look quite fetching in it .
New movie coming out about a golden retriever who helps a deaf boy. It's called "Ear Bud."
Why did the name a mix between a golden retriever and a poodle a golden doodle? Because otherwise it would be a poo retriever.
Why are Golden Retrievers so smart? Because they always *get* things :D
What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever? A Golden Retriever can sing better.
I’m trying to remember that movie where the golden retriever becomes an audio technician... Was it... Ear Bud?
If you want a girlfriend but don't want your wife to know... ...date a blonde and get a Golden Retriever.
What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
I recently found out my wife Nicole is allergic to Toby, my golden retriever It was really hard leaving the pound without Nicole
What do you call a Golden retriever at a costume party? A Golden deceiver
What did the golden retriever say when his owner put him up for adoption? Big Woof
What dog breed do Jewish pet owners desire most? A Golden Retriever
What's blonde and intelligent? A golden retriever
For Sale: Golden Retriever The reason? I've had this dog for 9 months, it has yet to retrieve gold.
I bought a Female Golden retriever and named her Sophia... Because she's my Golden Girl.
What does every pro treasure hunter have? A GOLDen Retriever.