How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb? Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
So I used to date this graphic designer... We broke up because I caught her cheating. Writing hundreds of letters to some guy named Lorem Ipsum. What a creep, right?
A graphic designer has a heart attack
I guess you could call it...
a stroke.
How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter? Ask them to pronounce "hires"
Where do graphic designers go for a drink? CGI Friday's
What do graphic designers smoke up to get high? Adobe.
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in graphic design I have over 300 confirmed designs and don't have a single job...
Did you hear about the ISIS graphic designer? He was handed some selfies and asked to blow them up.
How do you satisfy a graphic designer in the bedroom? Bring out the GIMP
I'm a graphic designer for an online casino I do a lot of arts & craps.
My girlfriend moved in with me and she's allergic to my dog So if anyone wants to adopt her, her name is Sophie, a 27 year old graphic designer.