Hangover Jokes

What did the ghost say when it woke up with a bad hangover? “Man, I really need to lay off the boos.”

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Drinking heavily the night before.

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How do the Irish cure a hangover? With a funeral.

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The best thing for a hangover is to drink excessively the night before. Not sure why you'd want one, though.

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While watching Hangover 2 the other day, I say to my friend, "I wonder where they're going in the third one?" "Straight to DVD."

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Woke up at 6 o' clock this morning ... ...with a banging hangover listening to my neighbour mowing his lawn , was going to get up and throttle the sod , but then thought "To Heck with it , he can mow around me."

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I'm a recovering alcoholic... Recovering from a hangover.

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What is the scariest thing to read during a hangover? \[Your friend\] has tagged you in 3 new photos!

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I had such a massive hangover this morning, I just stood in the shower for nearly an hour... Then I summoned the strength to turn it on.

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Funny Hangover Jokes
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What did Lincoln say when he woke up with a hangover? I freed the WHO!?

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What happened when Gorbachev had a hangover and became sick? He was thoroughly hammered and sickled

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Where did Don Draper go after an excruciating hangover Adville

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What did the Australian say when his hangover was making it hard to pay attention to US president Eisenhauer’s speech? I’ve gotta heed Ike!

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What's the best hangover cure? If you put your head through a window, the pane will go.

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I woke up with a horrible hangover today... I could have sworn she was beautiful last night.

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An Anarchist hangover I'd say being hungover is confusing for Anarchists, they're in an absolute state, but can't accept it's legitimacy

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What comes with a St.Patrick's day hangover? The shamrock shakes

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I hate it when comedy actors try and do serious roles. Like that tiger from The Hangover doing Life of Pi.

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What do you call an overnight suicide pact? A hangover.

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How does Stephen Hawking recover from a hangover? He presses F5

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A panda had far too much to drink at a party His hangover was unbearable

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I don't see what the big deal is with this coronavirus... When I was in college I it the "bud flu," but now I just say "hangover."

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