Happy New Year Jokes

Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because today they got into a fight, and 2021!

Happy new year y’all!

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I know the secret to leaving a casino with a small fortune Walk in with a big fortune.
Happy new year

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Funny Happy New Year Jokes
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Happy new year! -sent from internet explorer

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My internet is slow but hopefully this posts quickly...HAPPY NEW YEAR! Have a great 2019!

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How do they say “Happy New Years” in Australia? sɹɐǝ⅄ ʍǝN ʎddɐH

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Hello everyone. I'm using Internet explorer so I hope this gets out in time. Happy New Year 2006

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Happy New Year #2018 first.

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Happy New Year! Sent via Internet Explorer 8

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Merry christmas and happy new year! - Internet explorer

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Happy new year! Sorry, I suffer from premature congratulation.

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What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas? Cancer.


Happy new years folks!

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Hope this all gets to you in time, using Internet Explorer! Happy New Year 2007!

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Happy new year everyone! Sorry, I'm a premature congratulator.

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Happy new year!! Sorry I use internet explorer.

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Happy New Year! Welcome to 20🇧🇷🇩🇪!

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Happy New Year 2016! Have I mentioned Internet Explorer is a great browser?

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Happy New Year! From all of us here at the Internet Explorer team...







Welcome to 2016!

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My internet is so slow... Anyway, Happy New Year! Here's to hoping 2014 is a great year!

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Happy New year America! from your friend Australia. Don't worry I expect it'll take about 18 or so hours for you to get this.

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Happy new years day 260 days in advance Its a dope joke but still....

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I'm sending this through internet explorer on Australian Fibre To The Node Happy New Year 2011!

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People keep saying that I need to buy eyeglasses, but i like to think that i live a life in 20-20. happy new year guys 🥳

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