Heavenly Jokes

Yo mama so fat and ugly, She may be a planet, but she ain't no heavenly body.

Score: 5

Which heavenly body is Gods “all-time” favorite? Saturn.....He even put a ring on it.

Score: 3

Open wide ye heavenly gates! Open wide ye heavenly gates!

For Father suffered in passing through,

and Mother weighs much more.


-Gravestone

Score: 1

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