Did you hear the CEO of Honda wont be back next year?
He's leaving of his own accord.
Edit: grammar.
What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?
An Accordion.
...I'll, uh, see myself out.
Did you hear about that guy who was crushed by his Honda? Police say he died of his own Accord.
I am thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs. It’ll be my Civic duty.
I had to sell my Honda Guess I am out of my element now
What do you get when you mix Nintendo and Japanese cars?
Super Honda Odyssey
I’m sorry
How do we know the Apostles drove a Honda? “When the day of Pentecost came, they were all together in one accord.” Acts 2:1 KJV
My daughter called to tell me she saw a man driving a fast car made of macaroni and cheese.
She was doing 80 in a Honda and he was driving pasta.
E: my first (I think) original dad joke. Don’t slaughter me
Honda made a car called the CRX before. Now they make one called the CRZ. They skipped the one in the middle because the prototype was so bad, it made them CRY.
What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive? A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
My vacuum cleaner wasn’t working that well So I put a Honda sticker on it so it would suck more
I thought a man was taking the wheels off my Honda Turns out he was doing it on his own accord
A guy pulled up next to me in his Honda on a scorching day....
.... and asked if he could fry and egg on the hood of my black car on a dare.
I looked back at him incredulously and said "Why not do it on your own Accord?"
Why does Kendrick Lamar like to roll past the police in a Honda? Because they can't take him out his Element
What's a prostitute doing in the back of a honda? Her civic duties, of course.
An asian man goes to the eye doctor...
Doctor: "Sir you have cataracts."
Asian man: "No I drive a honda."
If you spell race car backwards... You get what Honda owners wish they had.
What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda? Civic doody.
My mayor claims he's a Honda dealer... He calls his dealership the Civic Centre
Simple misunderstanding This couple are looking to buy a new car. They see this wonderful Honda for a decent price and a salesman shows them around. The couple ask “Cargo Space?” The salesman says “The car? No! This car can’t fly”
What did the pirate say to his wife after he got back from the Honda dealer? We have an Accord.
What does E. Honda have in common with all other Hondas? They rely on cheap mechanics
I imported a Honda directly from Japan and was forced to pay a large tariff... ...that's OK though because it's my Civic duty.
What do you call a Honda limousine? "An anahonda"
When do Honda owners not argue about anything? When they're in Accords.
What type of car did the apostles drive? A Honda, because they were all in one Accord.
What do you call a cross between a Toyota and a Honda? A cross. A priest must have dropped it.
What's the most reliable thing about a Honda? It's theft rate.
Someone asked Sean Connery what's the worst car he's ever seen. It was the Honda City.
What type of car does Mario drive? A Honda Odyssey. Ba-dum-tsss.
The wife said she'd like me to make love to her over the hood of her Honda Civic. I never would have thought of doing that on my own Accord.
I went to a Honda dealership the other day
And I bought a car.
The salesman had finished his shift and asked me if I could give him a lift home in my new car.
I said no.
So he got their of his own accord