You guys ever heard of a horoscope? It's like a telescope but it can only see your mom.
Today's Horoscope: "You are easily influenced by what you read and have the ability to make vague sentences somehow applicable to your own existence."
How is looking up your symptoms on WebMD like your July Horoscope? It's probably cancer.
My horoscope said that i was going to get my heart broken in 12 year time. So i bought a puppy to cheer myself up.
My horoscope said I was going to get my heart broken in 12 years time So I bought a puppy to cheer myself up!
My horoscope said the eclipse would bring great change Yesterday I found 82 cents
I'm a man of science at least that's what my horoscope says
My horoscope said that I won't get along with Cancer... Nether do people in hospice care.
Pope Francis warns the public about the evils of Horoscope readings...
Born: December 17, "Your ideas are abstract and don't always make reasonable sense."
What a Sagittarius thing to say...
My horoscope said my heart would be broken in 12 years time. So I bought a puppy to cheer myself up !
I read my horoscope today... It said I was gonna come into some money... which is weird because I usually just come into a tissue...