My wife and daughter are leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing... "And they're off!"
My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing She's at the gate... and she's off
My wife and child left me due to my horse racing addiction Aaaand they're off
My wife and kids are going to leave me accusing me of being obsessed with horse racing And they’re offfffff
I tried horse racing once, but I fell at the first fence. I might have done better if I had a horse
My Dad's favorite sports are horse racing, bike racing, and women... ... basically anything where you can put a leg over something and ride it.
My wife and kid are leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing... And they are off...
Famous British horse racing broadcaster John McCririck has died aged 79. His funeral is at 10/1.
Why isn't horse racing more popular? Because there are no stars, just a bunch of Glue Guys.