Horse Racing Jokes

My wife and daughter are leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing... "And they're off!"

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My wife is leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing She's at the gate... and she's off

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My wife and child left me due to my horse racing addiction Aaaand they're off

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Funny Horse Racing Jokes
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My wife and kids are going to leave me accusing me of being obsessed with horse racing And they’re offfffff

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I tried horse racing once, but I fell at the first fence. I might have done better if I had a horse

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My Dad's favorite sports are horse racing, bike racing, and women... ... basically anything where you can put a leg over something and ride it.

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My wife and kid are leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing... And they are off...

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Famous British horse racing broadcaster John McCririck has died aged 79. His funeral is at 10/1.

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Why isn't horse racing more popular? Because there are no stars, just a bunch of Glue Guys.

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