I hate people who use the wrong words in a sentence and don't correct themselves They sometimes should have the humidity to admit it.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand? Humidity
Why doesn't the Weather Man ever carry valuables on them once the humidity level gets above 70%? It gets a bit muggy
Did you hear about the ecoterrorist who tried to start another ice age to combat climate change? They charged him with crimes against humidity.
What do you call the moisture that forms between two lovers in Alabama? Relative Humidity
Everything in Florida is in the 80s The Temperature, the Humidity, the Average Age, and the IQ.
What does relative humidity mean to a redneck? The sweat that forms on your nuts when you're banging your sister.
What do you call the sweat on the back of a Mennonite's back? Relative humidity
Why did the man go to jail for adjusting the thermostat when he was told not to? Because he was charged with crimes against humidity.