Guess who woke up to 32 missed calls from their ex?
My ex.
Stephanie, I miss you, please come back to me
It's with a heavy heart that I give a shout-out to my dad who couldn't be with us to see Endgame tonight. I miss you with all my heart. Maybe pre-order your tickets on time next time, moron.
I haven't seen my son in months One day a boy come home looking exactly like him but he said he was hungry. Son I don't know who this hungry guy is but I miss you, please come home. -Dad
Me: You wanna hang out later? / Her: Sorry, I don’t talk to guys under 6’ Me: Please Mom? I miss you
When i'm bored in Lockdown i just send flowers with An "i miss you" card to my neighbour John. Then i go to the balcony with a drink and listen to his wife.
My girlfriend dumped me because I said the wrong name in bed... I miss you so much Yanny
What did the Anti-Vaxxer tell her son before the school-day started? I miss you.
I saw a wino eating a bunch of grapes
I said "You gotta wait!"
I miss you Mitch Hedberg