Insensitive Jokes

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back. Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

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I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back Apparently, that is an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

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I said to my girlfriend that I think she'd look sexier with her hair back… Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

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I suggested my girlfriend she would look sexier with her hair back... Apparently it's an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

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I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back.. ..which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

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I suggested my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back.. Apparently it was an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

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I said to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hairback Apparently thats an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient

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So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back… Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

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So I suggested to my wife that she’d look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

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I made a joke about the plane crash that had no survivors in it to my wife She got angry at me and called me insensitive.

I told her, "you had to be there"

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What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes? Sweet Pee

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Management told me in a meeting today that my language is too "insensitive" How retarded is that?

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Is it insensitive... For a mother to say "here comes the airplane" when feeding her two twins.

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Apparently, my joke about diabetics is pretty insensitive... ...kind of like their pancreases

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To all you haters out there: Kanye was not being insensitive to his disabled fans... he was curing them.

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What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke? That sounded a lot better in my head

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I told my wife that she would look better with her hair back She was furious, apparently it's insensitive to say that to cancer patients.

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Funny Insensitive Jokes
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I saw people collecting for Parkinson's and they were shaking tins which I thought was insensitive. -Gary Delaney

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It's insensitive to call disabled twins "handicapped" The correct term is "impaired".

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So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Apparently it's an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

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I dont think its fair to make fun of people who got circumcised. Its just insensitive.

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Apparently I'm "an insensitive arsehole" Apparently I'm "an insensitive arsehole" for referring to my girlfriend's allergic reaction to a box of chocolates (and subsequent fit) as a "truffle shuffle"...

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My girlfriend and I had to leave the restaurant early today due to insensitive people calling me a nonce and peadophile all because I'm 33 and my missus is 16. It totally ruined our 10yr anniversary.

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I told my wife she would look better with her hair back Apparently that is insensitive to say to someone on chemo.

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What do you call an Irish midget? Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.

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Did you hear the one about those kids in China? I'd tell it to you but it's a bit insensitive to tell jokes about youth in Asia.

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I was going to tell a 9/11 joke today... ...but I was told that it would be insensitive and just plane wrong.

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[Insensitive] Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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This Native American guy claimed I was insensitive to his culture, saying I've never walked a mile in their shoes. I asked What are you going to do? Sioux me?

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If you are a fan of Back to the Future and a fan of Bobbleheads.... Is it insensitive to have a bobble head of Marty McFly?

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People keep calling the coronavirus the “Boomer Remover” but I think that’s really insensitive. It’s also making the Silent Generation even quieter.

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My friend was sad that his illness relapsed again, so I brought him a pizza I’m wondering now if the uncured pepperoni was insensitive

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