Hilarious Intellectual Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

An IQ below 70 qualifies you for having an intellectual disability Now I just need to figure out if that's in Celcius or Fahrenheit

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My son (who is into astronomy) asked me “How do stars die?” Being the intellectual I am I replied “Usually through an overdose”

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Kanye said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an athlete that rarely moves.

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What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist

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Intellectual Joke Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says “We don’t serve noble gases in here.”
Helium doesn’t react.

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What do you call an educated woman in a third world country? Intellectual property

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An intellectual once went into a bar and asked for a martinus... "Surely, you mean a 'martini', right?" - Said the bartender.

The intellectual looked at him coldly and said - 'If I wanted two, I'd have asked for them"

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White house What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?
A tourist.

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The intellectual People say smoking will give you dangerous diseases. What they don't know is that it cures salmon & so on...!

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What do you call a postmodernist ravioli? What do you call a postmodernist ravioli?

An intellectual impasta'.

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I've decided to rent out my brain After all, its intellectual property

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What do you call a hooker that was arrested for theft of intellectual property? An unoriginal thot

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What do you call a Greek intellectual that only eats kimchee? An Epikorean.

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Intellectual Property Carpe TM.

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What do you call a person who is book smart, but not street smart? An intellectual dumbass

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Everyone: 4/20 Me (an intellectual): 1/5

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My son (who is into astrology) asked me “How do stars die?” Being the intellectual I am, I replied “Usually through an overdose”

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Pasta & Postmodernism What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

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Intellectual Jokes as in: Yo mama so wide she didn't fit through the Thermopylae Pass or she so fat she didn't fit through the last circle in Dante's Inferno.

Let's get this thread ballin'.

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A man with intellectual difficulties is in a basement staring at the door. Downstairs at the door.

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Iron with intellectual steam supply Cons: Hardly does its job

Pros: Ridiculously hisses Hegel's quotes

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About a year ago, China debt-trapped Sri Lanka and bullied them into letting them lease a port for 99 years Proving once again that they steal all the western intellectual property within their zone of influence

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I am an intellectual I think

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I am a gentleman, a scholar and a laureate. Not sure exactly what that last word means, but it makes me seem like some kind of creative intellectual whom has won awards and such.

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