What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply? Pb & J.
How are peanut butter and jelly related? They're inbred
Life is like a bag of jelly beans
Everyone hates the black ones
Edit: First time I've seen this tag! Woot Woot!
How do you make apple jelly? google maps.
What can jelly beans do that you can't? Come in different colors.
Why did the ants wait until the bear's favourite song came on before stealing his jelly? Because nobody would understand what was going on when he yelled "YO! THAT'S MY JAM!"
I think my boss from flint is trying to poison me... Handing out all these Pb and jelly sandwiches.
Did you hear about the newlyweds who didn't know the difference between putty and petroleum jelly? Their windows fell out.
I walked up to a girl and said, "Skittles, Starburst, Jelly Babies, Haribo, Wine Gums."
"Erm...what?" she asked.
I said, "I'm trying to sweet-talk you into dating me."
Why didn't the jelly come out of the squeeze bottle? It was jammed.
A boy ate a Pb and jelly sandwich And then died
What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch.
I just used a Saddam Hussein jelly mould.... I think I've set a dangerous president.
What's the German word for Vaseline aka petroleum jelly? Wienerschleider
Why did the old man put jelly beans in his pill organizer? He had dementia.
What do you call a retarded jelly? A slow jam.
The Sweet Spot On A Woman's Body
My friend at work was telling me about an article he read over the weekend. Apparently there's a spot on a woman's body, that if you hit it just right it will make their legs turn to jelly.
It's called the chin
A Response To The Stupid "What's The Difference Between Jam And Jelly Joke" Reposted Every Second Day Your mama must have fed you jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that.
What's the difference between squash and zucchini?
You can't zucchini bugs!
A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.
What’s the worst jelly to put on your sandwich?
Traffic Jam
**My daughter read me this from her Gogurt wrapper. My answer was Toe Jam.
Why isn't the tagline for KY Jelly... Slip into something more comfortable!
Your Mother and I are like peanut butter and jelly She spreads and I jam
What's the difference between jelly and jam? I've never gotten stuck in a traffic jelly!
One of these days, I'm going to go fishing for complements. I hope I catch some peanut butter and jelly.
What's the difference between Jam and Jelly?
Jam is made from crushed, pureed fruit and Jelly is made from fruit juice that gels when cooked.
What'd you think I was gonna say? Get your head out of the gutter.
I made some toast to eat while watching my favorite anime But when I sat down I realized there wasn't even-jelly-on
What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't get stuck in a traffic jelly.
What’s the difference between jam and jelly? With jelly, the fruit part that it is made with comes in the form of juice whereas jam is made with fruit pulp.
What do you call a donut with no jelly? A don't.
Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter & jelly Never mind I'm afraid you'll spread it
Did you hear about the newlywed couple that didn't know the difference between KY Jelly and silicone caulk? The glass fell out of their windows.
Why are peanut butter and jelly retarded? They're in-bread
How can a Pb & Jelly sandwich make you sick even though you don't have a peanut allergy? Lead poisoning
If a brother and sister get together and have twins, the twins should be named Peanut Butter and Jelly. Because they are in bread.
Whats Alabama state food? Jelly from a PB&J sandwich
Why did the jelly roll? It saw the apple turnover
When I grow up I'm going to be peanut butter You jelly bro?
What House Judiciary committees members put on their toast? Just subpoena butter and impeach jelly.
If you add jelly to Flint, Michigans water supply, what do you get? Pb & J